...My dad's Xmas present to me. He is just too awesome.

...is that a Pearl Jam beer?

This is an awesome post. I like seeing the happy posts from you, because you express it in a way I can relate to. Just overflowing "fuck yeah!" MOAR!

yeah, i don't know how to be happy. i only know EXTREME PLEASURE.

[Octillus]

...My dad's Xmas present to me. He is just too awesome.

...is that a Pearl Jam beer?

Do let me know how it tastes, whether it's hoppy or its closest comparison if you can.

Thanks

Mika bought this for me, I hid it from everyone and forgot about it, just found it-



DEAR GOD IT'S MOUTH SEX.

DEAR GOD IT'S MOUTH SEX.

WHITE CHOCOLATE AND SUGARED VIOLETS. PURE NARCISSISTIC SEX IN MY MOUTH. IT'S LIKE I BIT INTO A PIECE OF SOAP AND IT DIDN'T TASTE LIKE SATAN'S BELLEND.

[djskrimp]

WHITE CHOCOLATE AND SUGARED VIOLETS. PURE NARCISSISTIC SEX IN MY MOUTH. IT'S LIKE I BIT INTO A PIECE OF SOAP AND IT DIDN'T TASTE LIKE SATAN'S BELLEND.

Men prefer the fleshier mouth sex. Typically. Makes us pigs, but there it is.

[swervedriver]

WHITE CHOCOLATE AND SUGARED VIOLETS. PURE NARCISSISTIC SEX IN MY MOUTH. IT'S LIKE I BIT INTO A PIECE OF SOAP AND IT DIDN'T TASTE LIKE SATAN'S BELLEND.

Men prefer the fleshier mouth sex. Typically. Makes us pigs, but there it is.

Oink to that, good sir.

I...wouldn't do a low carb diet if I were you.

Just have a balanced diet, watch what you're eating (like, have a biscuit by all means, don't have two fucking packets of biscuits) and exercise regularly. It ACTUALLY works.

I...wouldn't do a low carb diet if I were you.

Just have a balanced diet, watch what you're eating (like, have a biscuit by all means, don't have two fucking packets of biscuits) and exercise regularly. It ACTUALLY works.

This, exactly. Low carb makes you lose weight fast but the second you throw in any sort of carb you gain everything right back. Speaking from multiple experiences. The body wants to be balanced so that's what you should give it. I think diets too are misleading as it implies I'll do this for awhile, lose weight, then get back to eating whatever I want. The key to good health in my experience is saying I'm changing to a healthy lifestyle and staying to that.

I sound like a douche

[djskrimp]

I eat under 80grams carbs daily and that's still helluva lot. Not even counting but daily amount guess is 400grams vegetables mix (varies daily) and 200grams meat, 10% fat yoghurt+coldpressed berryjuice (that combination is better that 99% yoghurts and also much less sugar) and sometimes bacon/eggs. If eating bread then lots of butter and high fat cheese. Usually salad with vegetables and meat. NO salad dressings but coldpressed olive oil. Heavenly supacool diet.

Never felt better than today, never felt hunger but lost around 11kg. It's kinda not a diet in a traditional way but looking what putting in my mouth.

Let me go ahead and just exploit your words, there.....

Congrats, btw.

[swervedriver]

You seem very orally fixated this weekend, skrimpy. Anything you'd like to share with the group?


No, not that. Zip up your pants...

Fad diets always have major health risks.

I've lost 19kg since January Carbs are not the enemy, you just have to (like with every other food group) know when enough is enough. Meticulous measuring of "evil" food groups makes eating unenjoyable. Just think "kay, I'm gonna make a curry, but I will have LOTS of vegetables in it, I will use lean meat in it, and I will use the small measuring scoop for uncooked rice". Just little things like using a griddle pan, or grilling instead of frying, and if you do fry, use a frying spray instead of oil etc. AND EXERCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE! The reason why I piled on so much last year was because I was eating a LOT of junk food (I'm talking 2 Frijj milkshakes on the way to work, Relentless while I was there, fuckloads of biscuits, probably lunch twice, chocolate on the way home, occasionally I'd pop into the Mediterranean cake shop on the industrial estate I worked on and buy about 2 kilos of sugary fatty cakey things for a fiver etc.), I had long, physically and mentally hard workdays and I was eating shitloads of bad stuff to give me short energy boosts. But I'm not cutting anything out now, just...not eating like a mental person.

My general practitioner would sooner recommend running under a bus.

Also-

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So I'll be back on the fags then.

[djskrimp]

This is for you, Sarai:

So, there's a Finnish weather forecaster where I work now. (Well, his family's Finnish. He's American-born, but definitely still Finnish.) Found out that he pronounces sauna "Saw-oo-na". And, since it's a Finnish word, we've all been pronouncing it incorrectly. Crazy.