[Keeker]

Billy.. get an artificial one. Then the decorating bit is nice and predictable. (My decorations won't be going up for a while yet either.)

I'm not even allowed to do any of the tree decorating (apparently my random placing of baubles is not acceptable - a grand plan is required) so I usually just let my bf get on with it although to be honest, I don't really care anyway

I'm not even allowed to do any of the tree decorating (apparently my random placing of baubles is not acceptable - a grand plan is required) so I usually just let my bf get on with it although to be honest, I don't really care anyway

Jealous.
I know the first task I've got when I arrive home is to decorate the tree, which would be fine if it wasn't a 12ft monster; I have to put it up by myself too
Any tallish people want to help? I'll provide tea and cake!

Today a lot of decorations got moved inwards, and I got laid. Which just goes to show that standing up for what you believe in and speaking your mind pays dividends.

Sometimes.

[JuZ]

Today a lot of decorations got moved inwards, and I got laid. Which just goes to show that standing up for what you believe in and speaking your mind pays dividends.

Sometimes.

The line between sexy manliness and being an "arsehole" can be a little blurry sometimes.

It's also called the perineum.

What the fuck am I talking about now?

[Keeker]

Today a lot of decorations got moved inwards, and I got laid. Which just goes to show that standing up for what you believe in and speaking your mind pays dividends.

Sometimes.

The line between sexy manliness and being an "arsehole" can be a little blurry sometimes.

It's also called the perineum.

What the fuck am I talking about now?

A question from Science day on the forum quiz.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/girls-parents-linked-to-porn-case-20111210-1ooxa.html

Fucking hell.

Getting injured at work and getting legally and medically fucked around for......let me see, what time is it?...nearly SEVEN YEARS.

Getting injured at work and getting legally and medically fucked around for......let me see, what time is it?...nearly SEVEN YEARS.

D:

[JuZ]

I miss New York City today.

Like a deep, aching sense of loss. The fuck? I've only spent about a month there.

i can relate to that sentiment

i spent a month in sweden, it was awesome, cant wait to go back

I miss New York City today.

Like a deep, aching sense of loss. The fuck? I've only spent about a month there.

That's because you are a new father. A few more months of sleepless nights and you will feel a deep aching sense of loss for places you have never even been. Partly because you will never be able to afford to go there. Partly just to be somewhere you can have three hours consecutive sleep. Don't worry, it will pass.

Although not until about 4 years after the birth of your final child. I'm nearly 44 years old. I got up last night every 50 minutes from 1.30 till 5.30 AM. then the alarm went off at 5.45. It's all good tho'.

I can't sleep. Not too un-awesome because it's mainly my own fault for getting up later and later every day. I've already rolled around in bed for an hour and getting less and less drowsy. Seems like I missed the window oh well, if I'm still awake after another hour I'll stay awake the whole night.

Well that failed miserably.

[JuZ]

I miss New York City today.

Like a deep, aching sense of loss. The fuck? I've only spent about a month there.

That's because you are a new father. A few more months of sleepless nights and you will feel a deep aching sense of loss for places you have never even been. Partly because you will never be able to afford to go there. Partly just to be somewhere you can have three hours consecutive sleep. Don't worry, it will pass.

Although not until about 4 years after the birth of your final child. I'm nearly 44 years old. I got up last night every 50 minutes from 1.30 till 5.30 AM. then the alarm went off at 5.45. It's all good tho'.

You know, I think you're probably on the money there. I associate NYC with late nights, great food, interesting people and walking the streets for the hell of it, just to see what's out there.

Which is all put on hold right now (and for some time to come).

But you're right, it's worth every moment.

UN-awesome: Shitty monopolist supermarket chains that sell hugely overpriced fruit & veg that is almost always stale, having the nerve to bombard me with ads giving me advice on how to tell what's fresh. Here's how to get fresh vegies at Woolworths: Walk out the door and go to the farmer's market, or go grow your own at home. /rant