Billy.. get an artificial one. Then the decorating bit is nice and predictable. (My decorations won't be going up for a while yet either.)
I have a map to the Kingdom but was forced to surrender the keys.
fragility wrote:I'm not even allowed to do any of the tree decorating (apparently my random placing of baubles is not acceptable - a grand plan is required) so I usually just let my bf get on with italthough to be honest, I don't really care anyway
Billy Rhomboid wrote:Today a lot of decorations got moved inwards, and I got laid. Which just goes to show that standing up for what you believe in and speaking your mind pays dividends.
Sometimes.
JuZ wrote:Billy Rhomboid wrote:Today a lot of decorations got moved inwards, and I got laid. Which just goes to show that standing up for what you believe in and speaking your mind pays dividends.
Sometimes.
The line between sexy manliness and being an "arsehole" can be a little blurry sometimes.
It's also called the perineum.
What the fuck am I talking about now?
Coma Divine wrote:Getting injured at work and getting legally and medically fucked around for......let me see, what time is it?...nearly SEVEN YEARS.![]()
JuZ wrote:I miss New York City today.
Like a deep, aching sense of loss. The fuck? I've only spent about a month there.
Billy Rhomboid wrote:JuZ wrote:I miss New York City today.
Like a deep, aching sense of loss. The fuck? I've only spent about a month there.
That's because you are a new father. A few more months of sleepless nights and you will feel a deep aching sense of loss for places you have never even been. Partly because you will never be able to afford to go there. Partly just to be somewhere you can have three hours consecutive sleep. Don't worry, it will pass.
Although not until about 4 years after the birth of your final child. I'm nearly 44 years old. I got up last night every 50 minutes from 1.30 till 5.30 AM. then the alarm went off at 5.45. It's all good tho'.
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