[EphelDuath666]

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

If you look anything like your avatar, than somehow methinks not.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Ha, there's two ways to sabotage this song:

1. sing it "Don't you wish your girlfriend was not like me?"

2. sing it correctly and at the end quickly add "No, not really!"

Then there's the issue why would someone sing along to this song, but I'm not going into that.

I find that new black eyed peas one very odd.

"I'm gonna get get get you drunk, get you love drunk on my humps.
My humps my humps, my humps my humps my humps.
My humps my humps my humps, my lovely lady lumps."

Wha?? That's just weird.

However, Shakira singing about her breasts is fantastic
"Thank you for my breats that are small and humble
so you don't confuse them with mountains"

Really? Thanks for that! I often walk down the street and think FUCK ME THE HIMALYAS ARE ATTACKING!!

I find that new black eyed peas one very odd.

"I'm gonna get get get you drunk, get you love drunk on my humps.
My humps my humps, my humps my humps my humps.
My humps my humps my humps, my lovely lady lumps."

Wha?? That's just weird.

However, Shakira singing about her breasts is fantastic
"Thank you for my breats that are small and humble
so you don't confuse them with mountains"

Really? Thanks for that! I often walk down the street and think FUCK ME THE HIMALYAS ARE ATTACKING!!

It happened to me once. Then I realised I was on acid and probally shouldnt have been on the streets. That Black Eyed Peas song really annoys me for some reason, I saw it on rage and it really pissed me off.

That's because it's wank.

GOD! No sooner did i say that but it came on the radio! AAA!

GOD! No sooner did i say that but it came on the radio! AAA!

God hates you, thats the only reason that happened.

He's got a grudge against me. bastard.

GOD! No sooner did i say that but it came on the radio! AAA!

Murphy's law?

Unless you are English, in which case it is Sod's Law.

i have a rather firm bum

i have a rather firm bum

Good for you!

Is that a Robbie Williams avatar?

[EphelDuath666]

it got sooo cold and will snow for the rest of the week starting tomorrow.