Sounds painful.

The film 'Tremors' is on in 50 mins.... Yay!

It's so annoying that the first word of the second single is still "Beautiful", LEARN A NEW WORD BITCH!!! Ahem. Sorry.

James Bluntiful... So what's the whole name of his second single? I'm afraid (ahem) I haven't heard it yet.

And I'm even more afraid this might change within the next couple of weeks

Do you have a radio? If so it's pretty much guarenteed to change. I don't even know the name of his first one acually, but I could sing it at the drop of a hat...... please don't drop a hat.

Come on. You knew I would do it.



*drops a hat*



Your turn.

i quit drinking and smoking today

My life is brilliant.

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high, [ - video/radio edited version]
Fucking high, [ - CD version]
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.



Now just imagine it really badly off key and that'll be me singing it.

[EphelDuath666]

i quit drinking and smoking today

welcome to the club

I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
And things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.

I've got a cloak it's a bit of a joke.
There's a tear up the front. It's red and black.
I've had it for months.
If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.

I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house.
I don't know why I call him Gerald.
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.

I've got a clan of gingerbread men.
Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men.
Take a couple if you wish. They're on the dish.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.

I know a room full of musical tunes.
Some rhyme, some ching, most of them are clockwork.
Let's go into the other room and make them work.

My new camera arrives on Wednesday

[Blazingmonga]

Today I had not one but two Marks and Spencers Extra Fruity Mango yoghurts with my lunch.

Can I have them? Like, right now? Please?

A bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale goes down very nicely, especially on a sunday evening!

"See Emily Play"

Emily tries but misunderstands, ah ooh
She often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams till tomorrow
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for may
See Emily play
Soon after dark Emily cries, ah ooh
Gazing through trees in sorrow hardly a sound till tomorrow
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for may
See Emily play
Put on a gown that touches the ground, ah ooh
Float on a river forever and ever, Emily
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for may
See Emily play

i just cant deal with sunny days

My shaver broke down. I don't get it. It worked perfectly well last night, but this morning it didn't do shit anymore.