If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola.

I know it this way: If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas.

merry xmas bah! halloween its where its at says this disgruntled elf.

(by the way faxe beer is really good)

Bunni....




Bunni Well....






Watch Star Gate the movie and you will know what i'm talking about.

As my old dad used to say, if you want to lie ont he floor, always eat a Big Mac.



Anybody here watch Takeshi's Castle?

Fucking Big Mac's. On Sunday when I was actually dying from a hangover I decided to eat a big fat disgusting Mc Donald's (because we all know how great fried food tastes when you have the hangover from hell) and when I was going through the drive though I ordered a goddamn Big Mac instead on a Quarter Pounder. I've never even eaten a Big Mac in my life, and after eating it I know why.

Fucking rank as shit.

Another random thought of the day:

My bloody hangover still hasn't completely gone I only just managed to eat half a slice of toast today and I feel ill. It makes no sense, I drank very little compared to what I usually drink on a night out, only 7 drinks.

I shall now warn you that there is something in the following list of drinks I had on Saturday that makes you feel like shit for days afterwards:

1x Pint of Stella Artois and Lime.
2x White Russians
1x shot of Aftershock
1x Bottle of Asahi beer.
1x Bottle of Corona Beer.
1x WKD Blue.

I *know* that the White Russians had something to do with it as every time I was physically sick on Saturday I brought up curdled milk (sorry, I'm sure that's a well sexy image for you all). I do also know that Lime+Milk=Curdled action, but this is what I drank on my birthday:

2 x Vodka and Slimline Tonic's.
1x Metropolitan (a wierd cocktail with a bunch of stuff martini, flavoured vodka and I think cranberry juice among other things)
1x Bug Juice (vodka, gin pinapple juice and other stuff too)
1x Stella Artois with Lime
1x Aftershock (chaser)
1x White Russian
2x Vodka and Coke's
1x Strawberries and Cream shooter.

I drank all this with no hangover the next day.

It makes no sense to me.

[Blazingmonga]

Sometimes you can be slightly dehydrated before you start drinking, and that can bring on a hangover much quicker.

My mum told me never to mix the grape and grain. And then I ignored her. And then I wanted to die. Ooooowwwwwwwwww.

I steer clear of Wine anyway, the only time I've ever drank it was at a house party of mine and I had half a bottle. I ended up getting lost in my own house for half an hour. When my friends found me I was under my sister's bed telling the speaking clock that I loved it.
I then discovered that my friend Sarah and her boyfriend were shagging in my spare room so I went in to ask them if I could fix them a cup of tea after.

I also awoke the next mornng in the centre of my back yard with nothing but a pair of socks on.

Can I just add that I did drink beer and shooters as well as wine, so I'm not a lightweight. It just made me go wappy.

I'm a middleweight. I used to be a lightweight, but i practiced.

Worst drinking experiences, i could go into it here, but why not make a new thread?...

the city is infested with pigeons

23:49...and all is calm

My hovercraft...is full of eels!

only time i drank badly was when i was on for a short time on anti depressants i constantly craved alcohol during work i could taste it in my mouth and right after work go to chilis near my job and load up 4 or 5 tall glasses of beer and maybe some alabama slammer and then drive home
and then drink at home some more beer or southern comfort with coke
i decided to take a pill ever 2 to 3 days instead of everydayit reduced the craving but still went on with the routine when i finsihed the bottle and was gonna go for a refill i said fuck this and threw the bottle with refill away and that was that and the cravings went away. i still have drink now and again but not in the amount of when i was on depressants.

i guess a few factors made me go fuck this i dont want to be llike this
i didnt want to become like my dad he lost his driverslicense to drinking and driving and also destroyed his marriage and me and my brothers life
and i didnt want to kill anyone onthe road.

i dont even drink out in bars or in public anymore just at home watching a good movie or anime or if im in nyc all day since im taking public transport i just walk around the city before i leave the bus terminla i have my and few beers and off i go to the show

forgot to mention the antidepressant i took was zoloft

Duck...duck...duck.................