This woman is so insecure. She needs some sort of help. :/

Innit. But for now, as she's threatening my friends and family while she's been told in the courts that she can't, I will happily lay into her. Threats are out the question but fortunately in my line of work- I know my legal stance inside and out so I will just set about doing horrible drawings and sculptures of her. She can't take me to court over it if I'm not selling them and frankly, mocking someone through a passive, creative outlet is much more my style.

^That's what I did to everyone in high school, junior high. If I have no strength/balls to attack them physically, there are endless deaths that await on the page.. MUAHAHAHAH

Same! It was the ultimate pisstake, on the outside it looks like you're calmly ignoring them but then the big reveal. Verbal insults in response didn't quite pack a punch, I was well known for my really unflattering portraits and frankly, my head of house thought it was fucking hilarious because I'd get sent to him all the time for drawing classmates/teachers in class if they were pissing me off. The fact that I wasn't actually doing any work was negligible, other kids not doing their work in class were usually fighting, setting fire to stuff or trying to make the teacher cry. I would get in the odd punch-up but usually I was just a passive little shitbag.

First day on the job, I have a good feeling this will be a long-term arrangement. Hope it stays that way.

A friend of a friend just released a very politically heated book and I've just spent the past week talking to my buddies who know him and they all agree with me that he's in unchartered territory and making a little bit of a dick of himself as it's full of hypocrisy and lacks concrete arguments. While that's quite hilarious, it's also very cringeworthy....poor geezer.

A friend of a friend just released a very politically heated book and I've just spent the past week talking to my buddies who know him and they all agree with me that he's in unchartered territory and making a little bit of a dick of himself as it's full of hypocrisy and lacks concrete arguments. While that's quite hilarious, it's also very cringeworthy....poor geezer.

Didn't he have his book launch at a playground? Something about pole dancers..

It was in a grotty warehouse in East London full of dumb posh hipsters! The kinda morons who'd eat wallpaper paste if you told them it was gluten-free artisan couscous.

Those kind of hipsters are the best though!

http://imgur.com/r/youtubecomments/oRpG2vi

It was pretty much a "VOTING SUCKS EVERYONE SHOULD NOT VOTE. HANDS UP WHO'S NOT GOING TO VOTE!"

...that's voting...right there. That. Is. Voting. What makes it worse is that one of the lads I was talking to is less than half his age fresh out of 6th form and could absolutely destroy him in a debate. Gawwwww, how embarrassing.

Birds. I truly love birds. Anybody who has owned or owns a bird can vouch for me.
Smart little things. Anybody ever owned a Quarian? Mine used to sing in my mouth when i opened it up for him. Poor little guy was put in a bucket of bleach by my 2 year old nephew. 9 years on, and i still miss him.

My bird, that is.

R.I.P Elmo.

I've never owned a Quarian. I do have a cat though. He's a gorgeous black metal bastard. So gentle and beautiful, he'll let my neighbour's 3 year old pat the ever loving shit out of his head and shriek his name over and over without even flinching. My baby.

You know what else makes good pets? Rats. They're basically shit factories, but they're awesome. It's too bad they don't live too long.

I don't like animals with tiny feet. That rules out hamsters, mice, guinea pigs, rats, birds and most lizards.

Does anybody here ever fart in a mosh pit and feel compelled to apologize?

Anyone else been getting these kind of spam messages in Youtube?

"Hey Alex this is the girl you were talking with at the park! My page on the website I was telling you about is this [shortened URL link]
Please message me there asap to get this thing going!! "

I've gotten basically zero spam in Youtube so far, but now I've gotten at least one of those a day for the last week or so. The user accounts they come from of course get removed very quickly, but it's still a nuisance. And just as convincing as phishing emails about my supposed WOW (or other MMORPG) user account, or my credit card or account from some random ass bank being compromised...