Ah yes, you've got me beat, not meaning to exaggerate your age or anything either, I hope it didn't feel that way. Just wanted to point out that at least you're not 24 and looking like you just vigorously applied paint with a roller.

Don't worry about it. I started going bald at 20, and while I still have enough for a bridge at the front, from top-down view I almost look like a friar.
Whatever, it's just hair.

[swervedriver]

You are a distinguished gentleman. And a scholar.

and omfg soooo old

I know, I'm in my thirties, I should be in a nursing home.

[swervedriver]

Then I should be in the room next to you. Damn.

I'm having the opposite realisation.
It recently dawned on me that I might be the only one in the PhD office born in the 90s. I should be in kindergarten really. ;_;

^I have a feeling you're older than I am, and my hair is RIDDLED with gray. Even my red beard has a bit of gray in it. So, no need to fret. It looks cool, in my opinion. As long as you still have hair.

I never thought I'd say "An Xfactor contestant threatened my mum last night so I threatened to get Russell Brand on them."

Wait wait wait a second here, you mean that Courtesans lady? She threatened your mom? What the fuck does your mom have to do with any of this that would warrant any kind of action like that?! Or is this woman criminally insane?

She found a cheeky comment my mum put online about the show only putting her on as a joke act, which is why she made it through up til Bootcamp because she was hilarious to look at. Case in point-

[youtube]Vz-rg8luPZM[/youtube]

She obviously twigged that my mum was somehow linked with a band with the same name that took her to court (they're my best friends), so instead of ignoring her like thousands of pisstakers on Twitter and news sites, she decided to lay into her and actually threaten her, claiming she knew where to find her etc. My mum didn't give a flying fuck but I was furious. After some screaming down the phone at my friend's band manager that I was going to beat the silicone out of her face, he sorted it out for now; but a buddy I was with at the time got wind of the situation and could make life slightly difficult for her if required. For now I've decided just to make a really fucking gross portrait sculpture of her, if she doesn't like it then she can go cry about it if the botox allows.
This whole thing has been hilarious though, we were tipping off tabloid newspapers about her dirty past while the show was on and we've been screengrabbing and reposting every malicious thing she says. This is totally war now.
I've also found out in her original audition that she sang one of her own songs, Syco (XFactor) now own the rights to it...whooooops.

Argh, three weeks to go and we are completely back to the drawing board on middle names for this baby...there has to be something awesome we've not thought of!

Violet's a wicked name.

[JuZ]

Argh, three weeks to go and we are completely back to the drawing board on middle names for this baby...there has to be something awesome we've not thought of!

Good luck! Worth remembering that no matter WHAT you pick, someone will hate it. I know that doesn't make a name magically appear but you can remind one criteria at least.

Assuming you aren't going with Feenikz or daMoney or something equally bogan/chav.

Picking names is HARD!

^I have a feeling you're older than I am, and my hair is RIDDLED with gray. Even my red beard has a bit of gray in it. So, no need to fret. It looks cool, in my opinion. As long as you still have hair.

I never thought I'd say "An Xfactor contestant threatened my mum last night so I threatened to get Russell Brand on them."

Wait wait wait a second here, you mean that Courtesans lady? She threatened your mom? What the fuck does your mom have to do with any of this that would warrant any kind of action like that?! Or is this woman criminally insane?

She found a cheeky comment my mum put online about the show only putting her on as a joke act, which is why she made it through up til Bootcamp because she was hilarious to look at. Case in point-

[youtube]Vz-rg8luPZM[/youtube]

She obviously twigged that my mum was somehow linked with a band with the same name that took her to court (they're my best friends), so instead of ignoring her like thousands of pisstakers on Twitter and news sites, she decided to lay into her and actually threaten her, claiming she knew where to find her etc. My mum didn't give a flying fuck but I was furious. After some screaming down the phone at my friend's band manager that I was going to beat the silicone out of her face, he sorted it out for now; but a buddy I was with at the time got wind of the situation and could make life slightly difficult for her if required. For now I've decided just to make a really fucking gross portrait sculpture of her, if she doesn't like it then she can go cry about it if the botox allows.
This whole thing has been hilarious though, we were tipping off tabloid newspapers about her dirty past while the show was on and we've been screengrabbing and reposting every malicious thing she says. This is totally war now.
I've also found out in her original audition that she sang one of her own songs, Syco (XFactor) now own the rights to it...whooooops.

This woman is so insecure. She needs some sort of help. :/

Going to see Brad Garrett do stand up plus Q&A tonight. I wonder how many "Raymond" questions he's going to be asked.

Argh, three weeks to go and we are completely back to the drawing board on middle names for this baby...there has to be something awesome we've not thought of!

This video might be a handy guide.
[youtube]9G4V-N6EEvY[/youtube]

[swervedriver]

I can no longer watch anything that starts with 'How To...' due to recently discovering the youtube channel HowToBasic. I'm just expecting eggs all over everything.

I am as yet undecided whether this is a good or bad thing.

Why is Big Brother still on TV? Does anybody even watch that shit? Other than the five bogans who have nothing better to do with their time, that is.