Had a forumite-related dream last night. Dreamt that two forumers, who I guess I'll leave nameless, came and lived in my town and wouldn't leave me alone. One was significantly more psychopathic about it, while the other just really wanted to play some board game... My brain is weird. But this dream is certainly far less weird than the dream I had like a year ago where the same latter forumite was a serial killer. So, you know.

[EphelDuath666]

almost as good as the dream I had a few weeks ago. A rabbi chasing a gigantic uncircumsized penis around the globe with a kitchen knife. I woke up and was like...WHAT THE HELL?

^Just what activities do you get up to during your waking hours? Wait, don't answer that.

Well, here's another video game-related one: after playing Mortal Kombat with my friend the other day, that night I had a dream where suddenly I was spectating at a match, and Reptile was shoving acid up Shao Kahn's ass in a fisting motion, as this was his X-Ray move. Quite bizarre.

Anyone here have Netflix and care to point me in the direction of some good instant streaming titles?

[swervedriver]

This half workweek is so pointless, damn. Feels like there's nobody here.

I wanna feel like this for a year.

[swervedriver]

^ Thank you for playing.

If the sun didn't burn my skin today, it certainly fried my brains.

It's almost sunset but the temperature's still sweltering. Thankfully it'll be a lot cooler tomorrow.

Anyone here have Netflix and care to point me in the direction of some good instant streaming titles?

After Porn Ends. Watched it the other day, really enlightening.

Or, you could just go on a It's Always Sunny binge.

^ Just binged pretty hard on It's Always Sunny; I'm pretty sure their Christmas special is best Christmas special ever. I'll definitely check out After Porn Ends tonight. I've always been really interested in how people who were in porn deal with having been a part of that.


If Chik-Fil-A weren't as shitty as they are, I'd like to see an add with Save Our Now changed to Save Our Cow.

[djskrimp]

Anyone here have Netflix and care to point me in the direction of some good instant streaming titles?

Archer. Then more Archer. Cleanse palate with Trailer Park Boys. Then MORE FUCKING ARCHER.

Sex and the City

Just feel your brain slowly shrinking and going somewhat custard like as you watch it. In the end you'll find yourself clapping like an over-enthusiastic seal when Miranda and Steve finally get together for good, at Charlotte's few but brilliant outbreaks, how Samantha's life is just like a bad porn, and when Carrie ends up with Mr Big because that hag doesn't deserve anyone better.

...Guess what me and my buddies have watched together during the holidays.

I find it funny that the workplace computer in our break room lets me access this site with all its various swear words, but the moment I click on a page that mentions the word fisting, or blowjob, or some other sexual term, generally out of context, I'm suddenly denied access because the entire page is deemed X-Rated material.

If Chik-Fil-A weren't as shitty as they are, I'd like to see an add with Save Our Now changed to Save Our Cow.

It would still be amusing if they did, no?

[swervedriver]

Sex and the City

Just feel your brain slowly shrinking and going somewhat custard like as you watch it. In the end you'll find yourself clapping like an over-enthusiastic seal when Miranda and Steve finally get together for good, at Charlotte's few but brilliant outbreaks, how Samantha's life is just like a bad porn, and when Carrie ends up with Mr Big because that hag doesn't deserve anyone better.

...Guess what me and my buddies have watched together during the holidays.

You just had to spoil it for me, didn't you?

(lol)

I lol'd

...Also, I should probably mention that I was NOT referring to the films. I HAVE STANDARDS!