I need halp prease I wanna get an SYL symbol tattooed on the back of my neck and i cant find a good stencil for my buddy. Any halp would be greatly appreciated

I need halp prease I wanna get an SYL symbol tattooed on the back of my neck and i cant find a good stencil for my buddy. Any halp would be greatly appreciated

Oooh.... a chance to define a new word. Let's see.... the request is in reference to a stencil. Stencil's are generally made of some form of plastic, and they are typically inexpensive. The requested noun appears to aid in the procurement of said stencils. Therefore, I would proffer the following definition:

halp noun \'halp\

: an inexpensive, powdery, synthetic material which can be formed into plastic-like objects

I need halp prease I wanna get an SYL symbol tattooed on the back of my neck and i cant find a good stencil for my buddy. Any halp would be greatly appreciated

Oooh.... a chance to define a new word. Let's see.... the request is in reference to a stencil. Stencil's are generally made of some form of plastic, and they are typically inexpensive. The requested noun appears to aid in the procurement of said stencils. Therefore, I would proffer the following definition:

halp noun \'halp\

: an inexpensive, powdery, synthetic material which can be formed into plastic-like objects

cool story bro...

Cut my knuckle today helping someone fix a stuck drawer. Turns out one of the parts had come loose. I didn't notice I was bleeding until I went back to my desk, but it wasn't bad. 'Tis but a scratch that needed a band-aid. And since I put on the band-aid, it tickles. Don't you hate it when that happens?

I want a Ziltoid bobblehead for my car's dashboard

Went out for Dragonforce's keyboardist's birthday last night. Decided not to drink much. Didn't happen. Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeergh.

I miss Panama. I am jetlagged as dicks. At least there's shitloads of sun here now, and I'm moving apartment today!

Not sure if I have an incipient cold sore on the side of my mouth, or if the squid I ate last week laid sperm sacs in my gums and I'm going to give birth any second.

I'm going with cold sore.

I now understand why they call it "Drunk-sitting"... Jeez. I imagine this is what taking care of a small child is like.

^Small children are easier, actually. Not by much.

Macabre gig in nearly 3 hours, and yet there is no point in me leaving the office to go home, cause I'm just going to have to turn right around to go back to the city (literally, I checked timetables).

Fortunately I have a book and this forum to spew my bullshit.

Ehh, babysitting children isn't so bad. Babies are shit though as they literally do fuck all apart from that, puke, occasionally be cute and wail like banshees.
Toddlers are brilliant/hilarious however. That's when the fun, answering back and bribery begins. Sort of the same for drunks- but you could get in trouble for toothpasting their eyelids together and drawing dicks all over a kids face while they're sleeping.

Nothing ruins a night of death metal quite like taking the train home, and at the end of the carriage, a group of white trash douchebags start freestyling (c)rap. Oh well, some old couple started shouting their conversations over them, that was an amusing way to shut them up.

I miss my Doberman.

I love my friends and all, but It's been much too long since I've had a day all to myself. I just want one day where it's me and the Ipod.

[EphelDuath666]

there you go, Germany. That's what happens when you got a different starting lineup in every game.