Plus Dave has relinquished his colors (sad).

[Octillus]

Just now realised that Pim has gone from Green to Red... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow!


Edit: And Lars is an admin now as well! SO PROUD OF U BBZ

:/

Sweet...But why?

I think I must've lost a bet, since I have to work for both the Germans and a Smarmosaurus.

That cheesy grin just got a whole load more annoying

[swervedriver]

I think I must've lost a bet, since I have to work for both the Germans and a Smarmosaurus.

I don't think Steph appreciates you calling her a Smarmosaurus.

[EphelDuath666]

and I'm not just German, I'm Bavarian. We're the worst!

I just think it's funny Obama announces now after promising change for 4 years and delivering fuck all that he supports gay marriage?

Why now? Why not 2 months into your first term when your whole masterminded campaign of change still had hype? That campaign was fuckin genius that's all I have to say not really for the better of america just something to look at from a distance and say "Wow that whole nation got played hard" As for now I ask americans do you really believe this guy? Do you really think the more conservative states like north carolina will really legalize gay marriage in the next 4 years of Obama's term? Political theatre at its finest IMO fuckin Obama scrounging for votes out his ass gah I apologize if I offended any American I just can't take any of this seriously. There's my random thought of today. bahaha.

[Octillus]

Nah, the whole thing's a fucking joke. Just look at the opposition.

It's a dog and pony show, but a whole lot less cute.

The attempts at healthcare and green energy were more than what anyone else has done though. He's a centrist, and he basically said he would be.

He sucks, but eh, he's not Bush?

I'ts a giant douche and a Turd Sandwich amirite?

[Octillus]

I'ts a giant douche and a Turd Sandwich amirite?

Yeah. I'm moving from California to New York, so it's not like my vote really matters in this anyway

STORY TIME

Right, so in work today I was re-sizing a belt for someone. The leather is too think to bend over at the top so this involves getting a razor blade and very slowly slicing layers off of the hide to make it skinnier so you can bend it to put the buckle on. While I am doing this, the following conversation occurred between myself and a woman who was meandering around the shop at the time.

Woman: "I'm sorry, could you stop doing that while I'm in here, I find it quite disturbing."
Me: "Pardon?"
Woman: "I'm a vegan, you see... and it's just a bit upsetting."
Me (trying desperately not to point out very rudely that it's fucking retarded for a vegan to be in a leather shop): "Sorry, the customer who placed this order is coming back in 15 minutes. I have to get it finished."
Woman: "No you don't understand... Please just stop while I'm here."
Me: "I'm sorry, I can't."

At this point she turns away from the counter and I get back to taking the final few slices off the leather. Then, quite suddenly:
Woman: "No really, I need you to stop."

She then grabbed my right hand with both of her hands and squeezed it into a fist. Keeping in mind this is the hand holding the razor blade, this was a fucking really idiotic thing to do. I pull my hand away from hers and open it out to find that the Stanley blade has not only taken a chunk of skin out of my baby finger, but has also wedged itself so deep into my finger that it didn't fall out, it just sort of stood up in the wound while a mini-fountain of blood spurted up around it. Upon seeing the blood I looked at the woman, who looked me in the eye and said "Oh." before swiftly turning around and sprinting out of the shop and away up the road while I very carefully removed the blade from my finger.

I went for a 20 kilometre walk after work listening to very soothing music in the hope that it would make me less enraged. Didn't work. Still incredibly pissed off. Still can't properly bend the finger at all... I don't care that she's a woman, if I ever see her again in the street or in a shop or anywhere I'm going to kick her very, very hard in the cunt. Fucking asshole.

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[EphelDuath666]

I'm pretty sure that was her plan all along when she got into the shop. To annoy someone.

Just got paid. Why am I still so fucking poor?

Because you didn't marry for money.

Is gay marriage legal in your state? I'll marry you for love. And greencard.
In fact I don't even know what immigration from the UK to US stipulates I need. All I know is I need you. And money. Possibly love.

Yeah, it is. I've got a king-sized bed that we'll share with the dog, and we'll spend our evenings reminiscing over 70's David Gilmour. What more could you need, besides love and money? And alcohol?

I have no idea what the stipulates are. I barely made it through the Canadian border last time.

[JuZ]

STORY TIME

Right, so in work today I was re-sizing a belt for someone. The leather is too think to bend over at the top so this involves getting a razor blade and very slowly slicing layers off of the hide to make it skinnier so you can bend it to put the buckle on. While I am doing this, the following conversation occurred between myself and a woman who was meandering around the shop at the time.

Woman: "I'm sorry, could you stop doing that while I'm in here, I find it quite disturbing."
Me: "Pardon?"
Woman: "I'm a vegan, you see... and it's just a bit upsetting."
Me (trying desperately not to point out very rudely that it's fucking retarded for a vegan to be in a leather shop): "Sorry, the customer who placed this order is coming back in 15 minutes. I have to get it finished."
Woman: "No you don't understand... Please just stop while I'm here."
Me: "I'm sorry, I can't."

At this point she turns away from the counter and I get back to taking the final few slices off the leather. Then, quite suddenly:
Woman: "No really, I need you to stop."

She then grabbed my right hand with both of her hands and squeezed it into a fist. Keeping in mind this is the hand holding the razor blade, this was a fucking really idiotic thing to do. I pull my hand away from hers and open it out to find that the Stanley blade has not only taken a chunk of skin out of my baby finger, but has also wedged itself so deep into my finger that it didn't fall out, it just sort of stood up in the wound while a mini-fountain of blood spurted up around it. Upon seeing the blood I looked at the woman, who looked me in the eye and said "Oh." before swiftly turning around and sprinting out of the shop and away up the road while I very carefully removed the blade from my finger.

I went for a 20 kilometre walk after work listening to very soothing music in the hope that it would make me less enraged. Didn't work. Still incredibly pissed off. Still can't properly bend the finger at all... I don't care that she's a woman, if I ever see her again in the street or in a shop or anywhere I'm going to kick her very, very hard in the fluffernutter. Fucking asshole.

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Woman clearly has major issues. If not she needs a punch in the mouth. I'd be fucking livid too.

Leechy, I wish I could say that people don't surprise me anymore, but I'd be lying. I'm always fucking amazed, every day.

After reading that rant Leech, I hope you get your revenge. That is truly an asshole thing to do, no matter gender they are.