So apparently Michael Bay is going to reboot Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and change their origin story so that they are an alien race. Even though I stopped caring about that franchise in the mid-90's, I find that to be a colossal cunt move. Then again, anything he touches is bound to be a fart in the face money grab.

You know how the song goes though-


TEENAGE ALIEN NINJA TURTLES! TEENAGE ALIEN NINJA TURTLES! TEENAGE ALIEN NINJA TURTLES! HEROES IN A HALF SHELL...TURTLE POWER!

All I can think of is this:

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Casey Jones will probably be replaced by a robot voiced by Ben Affleck.

Fuuuuu.
I've loved the turtles since I was a baby. Watched all the episodes, had all the clothing and merch and this news is absolutely soul-destroying.
We all know the origin of how they came to be. Michael Bay can fuck the fuck right fucking off.

I love the fact the guy who voiced Michaelangelo considers Bay's treatment as sodomy. Perfect description.

I love the fact the guy who voiced Michaelangelo considers Bay's treatment as sodomy. Perfect description.

Now all I hear is the word "sodomy" being said in Michaelangelo's voice. Oh my, also lol.

If only Michael Bay would make a new Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers movie... I think he'd fit in. Explosions and stuff. Cool things. Yeah, I would watch that.

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CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Did The Plank in aerobics for like, 90 seconds yesterday. I'm still feeling it today...Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I probably enjoy drinking solo too much.

Did The Plank in aerobics for like, 90 seconds yesterday. I'm still feeling it today...Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Did you... walk The Plank?

Oh yeah, I went there.

Fuck, traveling agency cancelled the Panama/Costa Rica trip due to not enough people signed on. I've been working my ass off and basically living off of water and dust to save money the past three months. If I get everything refunded I am going to have OdhOIDHS"#()

[Octillus]

Fuck, traveling agency cancelled the Panama/Costa Rica trip due to not enough people signed on. I've been working my ass off and basically living off of water and dust to save money the past three months. If I get everything refunded I am going to have OdhOIDHS"#()