[Keeker]

You're quite right. I am indeed.

Ah darn. I am a cuntacious cunt, even my computer screen knows it. Le sigh.

Edit: and I got biebered. Le sigh again.

I cannae.



RIP Jackie Treehorn.

^ Just look at your screen from the floor.

Don't you hate it when someone recommends you to see something really funny and you cannot remember what it was a few hours later?

Having a few pints will do that I suppose.

I cannae.

I was going to wait till someone had that problem and then just say for people with desktops, ye're all cunts, but instead of staying online I drank half a bottle of whiskey and then went to the pub until 5:30 so... yeah.

I just woke up from a dream where Meshuggah was playing fast dnb-ish dubstep in some school gymnastics hall and the whole place was a giant moshpit where people impaling each other with large wooden spikes and then dancing to the music with those spikes throught their chests.

Now with extra hulk:

It's... art

I love the lingering taste of mustard in my mouth.

Internet has caused me ADHD. Nowadays I can't play, read or watch anything unless I've got a dozen tabs and winamp open at the same time. Help.

I've been growing out a fringe for the past 7 years, why can't the front of my hair catch up with the rest???

Bit of a polava with my sister's wedding plans at the moment. She's got three bridesmaids (me, her niece who's 19 and her best friend), and the dresses she's picked out are lovely, but only come as big as a UK 14. Her friend is a 10, I'm a 14 (woooo!) but her niece is a 22...so not only will she not fit the dress, I now hear she's having a strop because she doesn't even LIKE the dress. So Lily's just said "Kay, someone else can take your place." and now the sister inlaw's getting stroppy at her.

I should ditch class more often. I get so much more done. And it's far better than watching The Incredible Shrinking Woman, which I would have been doing in class.

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I should ditch class more often. I get so much more done. And it's far better than watching The Incredible Shrinking Woman, which I would have been doing in class.

Be careful. I had lost a couple of semesters with those radical theories

The most uplifting thing I've read today involves a cannibal saying Grace before eating a missionary.

In a book, of course.