Rule #1 of Hermit-age: keep a tight lid on yer junipers.

i kinda like the beard

FEAR THE BEARD

Or at a minimum fear what the beard is covering up...

I want to be a hermit.

Dude... Me too. The busyness of life is really starting to get me. I wanna go live in a hut somewhere. And yes, eat juniper berries.

If 2012's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Brilliant...

^ badass in glasses


so much win

[swervedriver]

If 2012's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Brilliant...

Analyse dat ass.

Fucking lol'd.

I've invented a new acronym: DAMTIDE.

Doesn't
Affect
Me
Therefore
It
Doesn't
Exist

And if no-one uses it, I won't give a shit.
Doesn't affect me...

I could use that acronym throughout the day, actually. Or perhaps it's reversal, IDETDAM.

[Octillus]

If you don't know where you're going, how can you be lost?

If you don't know where you're going, how can you be lost?

Stick to the road. Keep clear of the moors.

If you don't know where you're going, how can you be lost?

Stick to the road. Keep clear of the moors.

And the Greeks. They invented gayness, don'cha know...

If you don't know where you're going, how can you be lost?

Stick to the road. Keep clear of the moors.

And the Greeks. They invented gayness, don'cha know...

Not quite the moors I had in mind there.

If you don't know where you're going, how can you be lost?

Stick to the road. Keep clear of the moors.

And the Greeks. They invented gayness, don'cha know...

Not quite the moors I had in mind there.

You can't exclude Othello. That's racist.

^Not if I'm referring to the landscape.