That is great.

Congratulations boss man.

They've already decided what month, they spent all of yesterday starting the "Wedding Spreadsheet" and I've been informed I'm gonna be maid of honour, so I gotta throw out the Nutella and get to the gym D: It's gonna be laaahvley, I'm gonna make sugar lillies to go round the cake, and maybe do some matching silver lily necklaces for the bridesmaids!

Sorry I didn't check your gender

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After present opening yesterday, my sister went upstairs to change out her jammies and into her proper clothes, and while she was doing this her boyfriend jumped out from behind the door (dressed as a tiger) and yelled "BOOOOO!", she shrieked at him and called him a little shit, then he said "....this was your main present by the way-" slid onto his knee, and whipped out a hand made platinum Tiffany with a white diamond the size of a garden pea sticking out the top. She stood there in her knickers with a contact lens sticking to her cheek and bawled, which I think is more romantic and spontaneous than a hot air balloon ride, the ring hidden in a cracker, or a picnic.
So mah one and only Lilyboo is gonna be Mrs Parke in a year and a bit! X3

Splendid! Congratulations to them both.

With a name like Violet, I'd have to have a pretty shitty mum and dad if I was a boy

Thanks Keeks! I love Chris like a brother, and I have ever since the day I met him when he turned up on my doorstep with sister over his shoulder covered in sick after she over did it on their first date. His parents are ace too, so it's gonna be a very happy union of families

Still can't decide definitively if this is awesome or unawesome

http://www.kypck-doom.com/lopashnikov.htm

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Still can't decide definitively if this is awesome or unawesome

http://www.kypck-doom.com/lopashnikov.htm

Hmmmmm. Yep. Awesome bit of craftsmanship to be sure. In good taste? perhaps less so.

Still can't decide definitively if this is awesome or unawesome

http://www.kypck-doom.com/lopashnikov.htm

I'll decide: it's awesome. Just like the bassist's 1-string bass, as well as the band's music.

Yeah that's pretty awesome.

Again not sure if this is awesome or simply WTF:

http://uk.news.launch.yahoo.com/dyna/ar ... =l_news_dm

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Again not sure if this is awesome or simply WTF:

http://uk.news.launch.yahoo.com/dyna/ar ... =l_news_dm

Wut.

I always equate Suffolk with heavy horses and my Dad's lawnmower.

Now you can picture Dani Filth riding a Shire Horse and pulling your dad's lawnmower.

He wouldn't be able to get up a shire horse! Medium sized dog, if anything.

Going to a gig then having an afterparty with a fucking massive cake is kinda awesome. Especially as it was a cake by me and I rock at making cakes so everyone was praising me with sticky chocolatey hands.

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I feel so close to actually being happy. It's an incredible feeling.