Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back.

such a beauteous piece of poesy

I hope she's not trying to tell us something

People add me on facebook. Search "Romit Panesar", you'll find me no prob. I've been there much more than I have here lately. Ehhhh

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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back.

No-one should be without a good Monty Python song collection.

LOL
That must be to the tune of 'The Money Song'
I've......got.......
9inety thousand pounds in my pajamas
I've got 5ifty thousand french francs in my fridge

No-one should be without a good Monty Python song collection.

Affirmative!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY frequency-lsd!!!

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Happy birthday indeed!

How does everyone know everyone else's birthday around here?!

[Keeker]

How does everyone know everyone else's birthday around here?!

At the bottom of the front index page it usually announces when it is someone's birthday. Assuming they have put in their birth date at registration.

Ah right. Didnt know if this forum had that or not.

birthdays, pff

Last night's Doctor Who was a little bit epic.

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Last night's Doctor Who was a little bit epic.

Wasn't it just!

Happy Birthday, Freq!