Let me sing you a song, Keeker:

Hippo Birdie Two Ewe
Hippo Birdie Two Ewe
Hippo Birdie Deer Keeker
Hippo Birdie Two Ewe

[Keeker]

Happy Birthday!

Hahaha! Excellent. Didn't think there was such a thing. Thanks.

And thank you also Dunkel, BrunoN and Biert.

You all made me smile on this grey and dreary day!

Congrats Keekah!

Not pirate, I made it myself!

And I even took the photo!

[Keeker]

Aw! Thanks Sarai!

The day is getting better and better, Keeker might get laid after all!

[Keeker]

The day is getting better and better, Keeker might get laid after all!

Considering my kids and you guys are the only ones that remembered, that outcome seems unlikely.

But hey! The sun is shining! Nearly. And I found two chocolate biscuits at the back of the cupboard!

And I found two chocolate biscuits at the back of the cupboard!

The back of the cupboard? Are you sure that was chocolate?

Look at the eyes of the sneaky pony. It doesn't even notice Keeker. It just stares right into your soul.

That pony is up to something.

Btw my fingers didn't broke and I "succesfully" played guitar today.
Despite the horrible, horrible smell they're pretty much ok.

Happy Birthday, Keeker!

I personally would've chosen BrunoN's pirate cake (yarr! yum!) over mystery biscuits, but that's just me.

[Keeker]

Happy Birthday, Keeker!

I personally would've chosen BrunoN's pirate cake (yarr! yum!) over mystery biscuits, but that's just me.

I baked a cake for my son and myself yesterday. So I was alright for cake.

Ah, tis a birthday round here, eh? Have a good one!

Damn, 1-0 for the wrong team (Fiorentina)

[Keeker]

TIP: Don't buy your wife a large electrical kitchen appliance for her birthday (unless she asked for one.) And certainly don't wrap it in her bathrobe and leave it on her side of the bed.

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I didn't comment. I have to give him points just for remembering.

you HAVE to admit that the bathrobe-wrapping was a classy touch!