where did my avatar go?
dang it
gozu wrote:djskrimp wrote:Keeker wrote:I just cut my thumb, fairly spectacularly, with the cheese slicer. Oooyah!
Keeker, you need to be more careful. Says the guy who split his thumb open once with a spoon.
how?
I didn't have a knife, so I was using the spoon edge to cut bananas for my cereal. Well, I looked up for some reason, and SLICE went the spoon.
Did I mention that I was an idiot? Maybe that's become a little more clear, now.

djskrimp wrote:I didn't have a knife, so I was using the spoon edge to cut bananas for my cereal. Well, I looked up for some reason, and SLICE went the spoon.
Did I mention that I was an idiot? Maybe that's become a little more clear, now.
I have a mate, who was very into scouting. Once he told me a story about a bloke, who tried to open some canned food - with big fuck off knife. Put the can on his thigh, then thwacked poor can with his knife, applying bit too much force and in effect stabbing himself in the leg. Then turned can around and noticed nice, convenient handle to open it.
BrunoN wrote:djskrimp wrote:I didn't have a knife, so I was using the spoon edge to cut bananas for my cereal. Well, I looked up for some reason, and SLICE went the spoon.
Did I mention that I was an idiot? Maybe that's become a little more clear, now.
I have a mate, who was very into scouting. Once he told me a story about a bloke, who tried to open some canned food - with big fuck off knife. Put the can on his thigh, then thwacked poor can with his knife, applying bit too much force and in effect stabbing himself in the leg. Then turned can around and noticed nice, convenient handle to open it.
*ROFL* being clumsy is one thing (I am!), but that`s just... hilarious!!

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