Family Guy is genius.

[djskrimp]

I let my sisters practice hair and makeup on me once, and the middle sister poked me in the eye with the mascara brush, so THERE! One manly man DOES know the pain.

My girlfriend's often tried to get me to put on makeup. She fails horribly every time. I draw the line at straightening my hair, and she even has to put in a hell of a lot of effort to get me to allow her do that. But makeup's definately a no-no forever. I ain't no damn emo...

You made StonEmo cry...

[djskrimp]

Wait, is that makeup?

Chris Morris' "Jam" is the wrongest dvd ever made.

Wait, is that makeup?

He was born that way, don't you know?

double post. sorry

Chris Morris' "Jam" is the wrongest dvd ever made.

Incorrect, any Phil Collins DVD is the right answer... scarred me for life

[djskrimp]

Chris Morris' "Jam" is the wrongest dvd ever made.

Incorrect, any Phil Collins DVD is the right answer... scarred me for life

I don't think you've truly ever appreciated the artistry that is "Sussudio"

....And I can never hear Sussudio without getting Christian Bale in my head.

....And I can never hear Sussudio without getting Christian Bale in my head.

That's what I was going to write. Hip to be square, anyone? Paul?

Wait, is that makeup?

He was born that way, don't you know?

Extremely rare condition (outside of Norway) which makes one look like a panda in the facial region. Very sad...

I love school. I love parties with my sexy girlyfriends. I love Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sundays because they're full of lying down and being comfortable, or standing up and being happy.

I love music; Devin, Garm and Daniel Gildenlow the Swedish hippie. I love facial hair and not having it but if I was a man I would have it and that'd be sweet. I love Craig Christ and how he shits on everything and makes my room smell of rodent.

I love how my mom is silly and how my dad is intemullectual.
Me: "It's a girl in my year's eighteenth Friday night."
Mom: "Really."
Me: "Yeah, can I go then?"
Mom: "Is it."

Courtesy of a 91st minute goal:
Man Utd 3 - 2 AC Milan

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

having to work more hours in a week : boooooo
being paid more for that work : wheeeee