Because the people in the office who drink the crap coffee don't know any better. I'm a coffee snob, due to working in a couple coffee shops in my day (Starbucks being one of them).

But you know, some people will injest anything if it's in front of them. Crazy, I say!

So the store next door is closing today. I have no idea what I'm going to do now, besides keeping my Red Bull supply well stocked in the fridge. I guess I'll cry a little bit. Maybe listen to some easy listening music...watch a sad movie...

all by myself

i dont wanna be

bring your coffee with you in a thermus?

the in the new quiznos near me trying to explain what lettuce is

i know what lettece and and i dont want any and he still keeps going
i just want my 10 doallr sandwich go home eat it drink some big ass can of faxe beer with it and expel it in the bathroom later stupid twerp

Lula, which bars do you barmaid at?

The Malt Shovel in Barkby, it's a village pub. I doubt you'll have seen me

One of my pet peeves is when people think it's fine to use all kinds of 'net abbreviations and don't bother with capitalization, punctuation or even spelling. I mean, come on! Is it really such an effort to learn to type? Have some self-respect! It makes you look like a half-literate dolt!

Another one of my pet peeves is when you're reading something and obviously engrossed in it and someone comes up and says, "Hey! What'cha readin'?" You tell them and they say, "Oh, cool. So, look, I wanted to talk to you..." They figure you're not really reading now that you looked up and spoke to them.

Oh, and my last one for tonight... I'm a high school teacher. It seriously pisses me off when students automatically assume that because you are older and a teacher that you must be mentally retarded and they can therefore lie baldfacedly to you and you will believe it. Usually it's when you see them talking to their mate and ask them to not do it. They are compelled to say, "I wasn't talking!" Dude, I saw you talking.

Okay, that's enough from me. And I second all the peeves regarding shitty drivers.

It seriously pisses me off when students automatically assume that because you are older and a teacher that you must be mentally retarded .

This is the reason I no longer want to teach art.

When i'm interested in a girl and get to know her a bit and then ask her out and they go "lets be friends" i am so getting sick and tired of that
in my head i'm go "no i don't want to be friends i want to be romantic i want to love i want get it on like rabbits who have seizures" i don't get women sometimes

my general things that most annoy me have been covered bullies/racists/loud and gum chewers/smoking/drunk people/rude people etc etc etc

I'm currently peeved off that there's nothing I really enjoy and nothing I'm any good at

LOLing.

Try pronouncing it in conversation when someone says something awkward.

LOLing.

Try pronouncing it in conversation when someone says something awkward.

I did once feel a desperate need to say it in real life...I cut back on my internet useage a little after that

When i'm interested in a girl and get to know her a bit and then ask her out and they go "lets be friends" i am so getting sick and tired of that
in my head i'm go "no i don't want to be friends i want to be romantic i want to love i want get it on like rabbits who have seizures" i don't get women sometimes

then do so, if you use the "friends" bit, the likelihood is that that's all you'll get to be

no i don't use the friends bit the girls i'm interested in says lets be friends
line

How it seems that on a rainy day, everyone with an umbrella is walking underneath the awnings of the shops, leaving those without to swim down the street.

People who use incorrect emphasis on numbers when giving you a telephone number: area code-3 digits-then 4 digits, this is the only format in Vancouver.

When large groups of people suddenly stop in the middle of the sidewalk to ponder their next stop, creating the most inconvenient congestion on the most busy street in the city.

The city buses: Why does it seem as though everyone on the bus is miserable at all times, and God forbid if you smile, people seem offended.
My bus to get home from work only comes twice an hour, but even when I arrive at the stop early, it's already gone.

Rudeness and disrespect in general: Speak nicely to people, as you would expect them to you; put things back where you found them; mind your manners, if not at least in public, etc etc. Are these not things that we should have learned when we were five?

That's all now

The Malt Shovel in Barkby, it's a village pub. I doubt you'll have seen me

Ah well. Especially seeing as i have no idea where Barkby is.

I have millions but here are the three that cause me to blow up with extreme regularity.

1) People who take more than 30 seconds to use an ATM. Seriously, you should know how much money you have in the bank so don't check while you're at the ATM; you should know how much moneky you want to take out so don't stand there pondering once yiou've entered your card and please, whatever you do, DON'T stand there looking at your receipt in front of the ATM!!!!!! Walk away first so the next person can use it. AAAAAAHHHHH

2) Similar. People who wait in line at a supermarket/shop or whatever for 5 mins but wait until they're asked to pay before getting their wallets or purses out. For fuck sake, HAVE YOUR MONEY READY PEOPLE!!!

3) People who drive slowly or refuse to overtake in the fast lane. Seriously, why do it? If you're happy enough to just cruise along with the traffic then piss off into the left lane (in Australia) and let me pass. Now, I don't drive like a maniac but if the speed limit is 60 who says I can't go 70 or so? Just get out of the way people!!!