well, being a cyberpunk fiend, I'd have to go midway, as we have them ninjas (vat grown, heheh) and pirates (of the vast seas of info, of course...) buuuut... Ninjas. I can't swim, there goes your reason... I am also a bit TOO big to fit into any outfit enabling silent killing, so there... plus, some Ninjas flutter their wings in a very inspiring and friendly way
anyway... all those old game references (and Persuader's avatar - TEH TURRICAN!) made me shed a tear... Shinobi, SF 2... ah, eh...
pfft, pirates of course Ninjas are too girly, Pirates have scars and peg legs, beat THAT SHIT!!!!
Ninjas? can you see any cool scars on them? NooOOooOO!!!
thats why Pirates RULED the seas and NOT ninjas.
Damn, i thought this forum had more brains