SOMEONE INVENTED THIS



It's like a chocolate spread, but very unsickly...I think I just ate half a tub on toast.

got rid of my hair

feels FUCKING FANTASTIC

got rid of my hair

feels FUCKING FANTASTIC

Proof, please.

A Chilean getting a Brazilian...

Intriguing.

A Chilean getting a Brazilian...

Intriguing.

I'm sure that's quite common these days.

there shall be proof! (but tomorrow, for now all I can do is to feel my skull)

and also

A Chilean getting a Brazilian...

Intriguing.

that made me luls irl

Rain, lightning, and thunder - the cool change has arrived. Aweswome.

its not horribly hot during the nights


what is this non-warm magic?

Cool weather blowing in from the Southern Ocean, maybe Antarctica, I'm guessing. Last few nights it was warm, so this is welcome, indeed.

Hangover diminished by Diet Pepsi and leftovers from last night's cake. Now I must battle washing up...

Had a party last night for my birthday (which was also yesterday) and it was great! Everyone except one person came, it was really good to see everyone again. Played some Guitar Hero with people singing Eye of the Tiger and Beat It and songs like that

Now I have a headache... I have absolutely no idea why

Ain't this lovely: I'm twenty years old and today discovered the first sorta gray hair on my head. It's only at one spot tho so maybe it's some weird mutation

I mean, my dad only has some gray despite being 55.

My wife is coming home tonight. On the midnight plane, indeed.

My wife is coming home tonight. On the midnight plane, indeed.

happy humpin', billy sir!

My wife is coming home tonight. On the midnight plane, indeed.

happy humpin', billy sir!

You clearly misunderstand the meaning of the word 'wife'.