A dozen or so sparrows and pigeons flying around inside a Hungry Jack's (Burger King) restaurant in Melbourne last evening.

"Would you like H5N1 with that?"

Saw a sparrow in Burger King today, just sitting on a lamp and chirping like an asshole. I can understand it though, it was freezing cold outside.

On a slightly similar note, certain restaurant in Warsaw has a resident cat. My brother and his wife visit the place from time to time and document the bastard. He seems to get bigger and bigger.







Can't decide if it's more of a sanitation or a weight watchers problem.

that is one cute mofo

Guess who had to get up at 5am to make sure her buddy staying over got to work?

Merrrrrrgggghhhhhhh

Oooooh, that cat is the same shape as my old cat that I left at my mum's when I left home...makes me realise how much I love her and miss her in all her obese glory! (plus when you fall over her at the top of the stairs and accidentally kick her down a few steps she looks just like an over inflated rugby ball...if that's not loveable, I don't know what is)

Due to starting work just after their financial month was clocked, I now have no wages until the 11th of next month and I feel like a total fucking c*nt depending on the bank of other people to get me through. Stupid work. I'm 25 and shouldn't have to do this, being an adult and all that. Graaaaaargh.

I'm working with Drosophila simulans

Guess who had to get up at 5am to make sure her buddy staying over got to work?

Merrrrrrgggghhhhhhh

You're a good friend.

There is a shortage of folks like you in this world.

Chin-up, good woman.

Much appreciated! It's a two hour commute from the outskirts of South London to the outskirts of North West London, I used to do it as well so I feel her pain!

One of my Mangalitsa sows died in labour this morning. Couldn't save her or any of her unborn litter of 8.

One of my Mangalitsa sows died in labour this morning. Couldn't save her or any of her unborn litter of 8.

Man Sorry Billy.

One of my Mangalitsa sows died in labour this morning. Couldn't save her or any of her unborn litter of 8.

Man Sorry Billy.

truly sorry brah, that sucks

on another unawesome note

havent slept one single minute, between fireworks at midnight, cat going batshit crazy and escaping, and the two fucking idiots downstairs (sadly theyre my neighbours) fighting and throwing shit at eachother ALL NIGHT LONG. im tired, im sleepy, im whiney, and im fucking ready to kill

One of my Mangalitsa sows died in labour this morning. Couldn't save her or any of her unborn litter of 8.

on another unawesome note

havent slept one single minute, between fireworks at midnight, cat going batshit crazy and escaping, and the two fucking idiots downstairs (sadly theyre my neighbours) fighting and throwing shit at eachother ALL NIGHT LONG. im tired, im sleepy, im whiney, and im fucking ready to kill

It could be worse. You could be tired, sleepy and Whitney, and then you'd be fucking ready to drown.

Vet said it was heart failure and not uncommon in young sows on first litter (presumably last litter as well) which at least takes away some of that feeling of guilt at not being able to do anything or it being my fault - It wasn't and there was nothing I could have done. But it doesn't diminish the unawesomeness.

on another unawesome note

havent slept one single minute, between fireworks at midnight, cat going batshit crazy and escaping, and the two fucking idiots downstairs (sadly theyre my neighbours) fighting and throwing shit at eachother ALL NIGHT LONG. im tired, im sleepy, im whiney, and im fucking ready to kill

It could be worse. You could be tired, sleepy and Whitney, and then you'd be fucking ready to drown.

Vet said it was heart failure and not uncommon in young sows on first litter (presumably last litter as well) which at least takes away some of that feeling of guilt at not being able to do anything or it being my fault - It wasn't and there was nothing I could have done. But it doesn't diminish the unawesomeness.

at least id be drugged out of my ass

and yes, nothing diminishes the awesomeness when an animal dies

and yes, nothing diminishes the awesomeness when an animal dies

err...

is that an Uncle Dolan typo?

and yes, nothing diminishes the awesomeness when an animal dies

err...

is that an Uncle Dolan typo?

oh shiet mang

UNawesomeness

par'n me, im tired as hell and i took a sleeping pill an hour ago