UTAH RULES!!!

Been sick for about 7 weeks now. No appetite, low energy, abdominal pains, bloated belly, sore joints, anxiety, occasional sore glands in my neck, brain fog. Dropped about 5kg too, but I sorta needed to and have been forcing myself to eat very well so that's not an issue. Anyway, it's been fucked.

What's even more fucked is Dr Google. If you're feeling unwell, do NOT google your symptoms! Particularly if you're feeling a bit of anxiety anyway. NOTHING good will come of it. NOTHING.

So I had a series of blood tests on the weekend and will find out the results tomorrow. My money is on something related to the thyroid. My mum has thyroid issues so it wouldn't surprise. With a 6 week old bub at home I (and my lovely wifey) need my energy back up at peak levels to get shit done, so I'm looking forward to finding out what's wrong and dealing with it like a baws.


Codes, I hope 2012 is a great year for you mate.

Sorry to hear mang :/ hope you figure it all out and kick the fudge out of whatever it is. Nothing is worse than being sick for prolonged periods of time.

One of mine and Mika's best friends is moving to Utah (the fuck?!) tomorrow, and it's not clear if he's ever coming back. Baw, I am muy blue.

WILLINGLY moving to Utah? I was born there... And that seems inconceivable to me.

Born here, or raised here?

There was one Mormon in my school, and I found that difficult to cope with.

There was one Mormon in my school, and I found that difficult to cope with.

What a lovely sentiment.

UN-awesome is this:

That a Medical Professional (orthopedic surgeon, in this case) can, with a straight face, say:

With regard to the claimant's condition of bilateral aggravated patellofemoral osteoarthritis - as the source of the alleged injury has been removed, it is my opinion that David should now be able to fully recover and have no further hindrance to appropriate employment.

I'm not even sure what I can say to that.
The source has been removed because I was sacked (they're kinda picky about that whole "being able to walk" nonsense) and even a cursory glimpse at my X-rays and CTs will show a layman that both knees are nothing but bags of rubble. Rubble that can ONLY be repaired by total replacement.

This..."individual" has been paid by my former employer (shall not name them in case they are reading ths coughv/linecoughsplutterfuckyoupigswheeze) to provide this as a part of an affidavit that the Defendant is preparing in my Common Law suit against them for loss of income, pain & suffering....for an injury that has already deemed to be "serious" as per the Statute.

Nice to know, ain't it? That because I'm not doing that job any more (not my choice, as mentioned) that I'm all better. Anybody know where you sign up for can-can lessons? I would leap for joy, but for some reason I can't...

Hmm...should get that seen to...

UN-awesome is this:

That a Medical Professional (orthopedic surgeon, in this case) can, with a straight face, say:

With regard to the claimant's condition of bilateral aggravated patellofemoral osteoarthritis - as the source of the alleged injury has been removed, it is my opinion that David should now be able to fully recover and have no further hindrance to appropriate employment.

I'm not even sure what I can say to that.
The source has been removed because I was sacked (they're kinda picky about that whole "being able to walk" nonsense) and even a cursory glimpse at my X-rays and CTs will show a layman that both knees are nothing but bags of rubble. Rubble that can ONLY be repaired by total replacement.

This..."individual" has been paid by my former employer (shall not name them in case they are reading ths coughv/linecoughsplutterfuckyoupigswheeze) to provide this as a part of an affidavit that the Defendant is preparing in my Common Law suit against them for loss of income, pain & suffering....for an injury that has already deemed to be "serious" as per the Statute.

Nice to know, ain't it? That because I'm not doing that job any more (not my choice, as mentioned) that I'm all better. Anybody know where you sign up for can-can lessons? I would leap for joy, but for some reason I can't...

Hmm...should get that seen to...

permission to refer to these people as cocksucking shit-heads

Permission granted.

Sergeant? Hand me the RPG-7...

[djskrimp]

Permission granted.

Sergeant? Hand me the RPG-7...

Erm. Not to be pedantic, but....he's a petty officer, not a sergeant.

Yeah, what Sean said (then un-said).

Damn you and your admin powers! I'm quite sleep deprived and thought I had made a dumb comment... then realized I hadn't... then... yeah, I'm gonna go to sleep.

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Steph, if you didn't delete a post of yours here - it looks like the database did it for you.

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Steph, if you didn't delete a post of yours here - it looks like the database did it for you.

Rrrrgh. S'okay, this deserves to be reposted:

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Steph, if you didn't delete a post of yours here - it looks like the database did it for you.

Rrrrgh. S'okay, this deserves to be reposted:

almost made me forget the horror that was heritage

almost

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Steph, if you didn't delete a post of yours here - it looks like the database did it for you.

Rrrrgh. S'okay, this deserves to be reposted:

almost made me forget the horror that was heritage

almost

That has to be the best meme ever.

And what Mr. Rhomboid said.