[EphelDuath666]

you know what's unawesome? Back stabbers. They are unawesome. But back stabbing tends to backfire...

you know what's unawesome? Back stabbers. They are unawesome. But back stabbing tends to backfire...

backstabbing Bïebers are the fucking worst, bleh

whats unawesome, coming down with a flu, whats even more unawesome? coming down with a flu in stupidly high temperatures

fuck you, summer

[EphelDuath666]

fuck you, summer

....and winter too! Wish it was always spring!

fuck you, summer

....and winter too! Wish it was always spring!

wish it was always autumn

[EphelDuath666]

fuck you, summer

....and winter too! Wish it was always spring!

wish it was always autumn

well, autumn is kinda cool too. But where I live it just constantly rains during autumn. That's OK for a while but at some point you'd just like to see the sun at least for a little while again!

Sunburn, even after being careful with sunscreen.
My forehead, the back of my neck, my forearms...
They're fine.
My throat and the rest of my face however not so fine, and I was just a vigorous with application. This is why I am a hermit during the hot seasons, but no, I had to go and be sociable with friends, many of whom I haven't seen in a year or more. Yeah I know it's not their fault, it's the fucking sun.

my birthday is on the 29th. Can you imagine how many people make it to my birthday party?

Mine is also on the 29th, and I usually find that inviting nobody is best, barring immediate family and/or significant other. That's no good to you, I know, I'm just being a dick.

[swervedriver]

I love the smell of spam in the morning?

I don't mind banning spammers, I just wish they wouldn't post so much.

[Keeker]

Sunburn, even after being careful with sunscreen.
My forehead, the back of my neck, my forearms...
They're fine.
My throat and the rest of my face however not so fine, and I was just a vigorous with application. This is why I am a hermit during the hot seasons, but no, I had to go and be sociable with friends, many of whom I haven't seen in a year or more. Yeah I know it's not their fault, it's the fucking sun.

my birthday is on the 29th. Can you imagine how many people make it to my birthday party?

Mine is also on the 29th, and I usually find that inviting nobody is best, barring immediate family and/or significant other. That's no good to you, I know, I'm just being a dick.

I stopped having birthday parties after I was 21.

I AM BACK FOR MORE WHINING! Not kidney stones and being ditched at New Year's Eve this time... no.
This time it's about my mum's boyfriend's DOGS! They are the most adorable beings on earth, but they need to stop going after my hands when I COOK. Hooooooowever when I tell them to get away my mum's boyfriend gets hurt (((((((((((((, so my mum has told me NOT to tell them "no" or "go away" or anything like that. What does she want me to do? Slap them?

So now.. every time I tell the dogs to go away, she has a go at me and he gets grumpy throughout the day.

This is not how we do things around here! This is a house of cunts! As I just told Violet:
IN THIS HOUSE WE BITCH ABOUT THINGS FOR 5 MINUTES AND THEN WE'RE DONE
We don't hold grudges and walk around all grumpy and butthurt.

If he's going to be so fucking emotional about everything, and having that ruling how we behave around here.. then FUCK NO. I guess I don't have to add that this is about more than the silly dogs.

[djskrimp]

I AM BACK FOR MORE WHINING! Not kidney stones and being ditched at New Year's Eve this time... no.
This time it's about my mum's boyfriend's DOGS! They are the most adorable beings on earth, but they need to stop going after my hands when I COOK. Hooooooowever when I tell them to get away my mum's boyfriend gets hurt (((((((((((((, so my mum has told me NOT to tell them "no" or "go away" or anything like that. What does she want me to do? Slap them?

So now.. every time I tell the dogs to go away, she has a go at me and he gets grumpy throughout the day.

This is not how we do things around here! This is a house of Bieber! As I just told Violet:
IN THIS HOUSE WE BITCH ABOUT THINGS FOR 5 MINUTES AND THEN WE'RE DONE
We don't hold grudges and walk around all grumpy and butthurt.

If he's going to be so fucking emotional about everything, and having that ruling how we behave around here.. then FUCK NO. I guess I don't have to add that this is about more than the silly dogs.

I kinda want to hump your leg right now.

"NO!"
"GO AWAY!"

I believe the phrase is...DOWN BOY!
You dawg, Stoney.

I had to sing for work today, writing lyrics based on training notes. I did it in an apathetic, drunken blues style to make it sound less shitty. Still.

Four funerals (no wedding) this year...two in the past 2 months.

Too many.
Farewell H.

Four funerals (no wedding) this year...two in the past 2 months.

Too many.
Farewell H.

So sorry to hear that Dave. Many, many hugs for you.