GOT A FRICKEN' JERRRRB!

Security guarding ftw. I'll be joining just 3 other licensed female guards in a 312-strong team of blokes, and was asked whether I'd want to do nightshifts on hospital bedwatch (keeping an eye on mental patients/prisoners) which is amazing money, but pretty dangerous. Honey, hand me my stabvest! Then proceeded to tell me one of the blokes was stabbed in the leg the other night, wheeee.

Looking forward to getting started soon, hoping to get in on some of that (not being stabbed) business. Trained so hard for it, and it feels great to get a finally get a break and move forward. Dead chuffed!

GOT A FRICKEN' JERRRRB!

Security guarding ftw. I'll be joining just 3 other licensed female guards in a 312-strong team of blokes, and was asked whether I'd want to do nightshifts on hospital bedwatch (keeping an eye on mental patients/prisoners) which is amazing money, but pretty dangerous. Honey, hand me my stabvest! Then proceeded to tell me one of the blokes was stabbed in the leg the other night, wheeee.

Looking forward to getting started soon, hoping to get in on some of that (not being stabbed) business. Trained so hard for it, and it feels great to get a finally get a break and move forward. Dead chuffed!

...even though it's not in London. But hey: job >>> money >>> LONDON!

GOT A FRICKEN' JERRRRB!

Security guarding ftw. I'll be joining just 3 other licensed female guards in a 312-strong team of blokes, and was asked whether I'd want to do nightshifts on hospital bedwatch (keeping an eye on mental patients/prisoners) which is amazing money, but pretty dangerous. Honey, hand me my stabvest! Then proceeded to tell me one of the blokes was stabbed in the leg the other night, wheeee.

Looking forward to getting started soon, hoping to get in on some of that (not being stabbed) business. Trained so hard for it, and it feels great to get a finally get a break and move forward. Dead chuffed!

...even though it's not in London. But hey: job >>> money >>> LONDON!

Olympics are up next year, chicken. There's lads from Shield who've been given time off to work that, so I may be down there again sooooon :3

As I said on Facebook... nice one, Ty! It's always nice when these things actually work out.

As I said on Facebook... nice one, Ty! It's always nice when these things actually work out.

Thank you <3
Really appreciate everyone's support and kind words.

SO EXCITED ARRRRGHLBLARGHLEFNAKFNAF

GOT A FRICKEN' JERRRRB!

Security guarding ftw. I'll be joining just 3 other licensed female guards in a 312-strong team of blokes, and was asked whether I'd want to do nightshifts on hospital bedwatch (keeping an eye on mental patients/prisoners) which is amazing money, but pretty dangerous. Honey, hand me my stabvest! Then proceeded to tell me one of the blokes was stabbed in the leg the other night, wheeee.

Looking forward to getting started soon, hoping to get in on some of that (not being stabbed) business. Trained so hard for it, and it feels great to get a finally get a break and move forward. Dead chuffed!

Nice! Looking over mental patients... that sounds frickin' sweet. Minus the whole getting stabbed part. Still, though... whenever you say SHIELD I'm just going to assume you mean your fighting with the Avengers. And you get to look at Scarlett Johannsen... yow.

My brain is a runaway train... rhyme!

GOT A FRICKEN' JERRRRB!

Security guarding ftw. I'll be joining just 3 other licensed female guards in a 312-strong team of blokes, and was asked whether I'd want to do nightshifts on hospital bedwatch (keeping an eye on mental patients/prisoners) which is amazing money, but pretty dangerous. Honey, hand me my stabvest! Then proceeded to tell me one of the blokes was stabbed in the leg the other night, wheeee.

Looking forward to getting started soon, hoping to get in on some of that (not being stabbed) business. Trained so hard for it, and it feels great to get a finally get a break and move forward. Dead chuffed!

gargantuan felicitations and congratulations ^__^

I think my ribs are fully healed Or almost, they hurt when I sneeze. But they will be fine in a week or two!

[JuZ]

GOT A FRICKEN' JERRRRB!

Security guarding ftw. I'll be joining just 3 other licensed female guards in a 312-strong team of blokes, and was asked whether I'd want to do nightshifts on hospital bedwatch (keeping an eye on mental patients/prisoners) which is amazing money, but pretty dangerous. Honey, hand me my stabvest! Then proceeded to tell me one of the blokes was stabbed in the leg the other night, wheeee.

Looking forward to getting started soon, hoping to get in on some of that (not being stabbed) business. Trained so hard for it, and it feels great to get a finally get a break and move forward. Dead chuffed!

Woohoo! Congrats! It's a brilliant feeling when real hard work pays off... You've earned it and I hope it all goes smashingly. Minus too much actual smashing.

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Congrats, Steph!

You can look after me.
I'm totally batshit.

Well done Steph!

Thanks Steph & Dave!
Means a lot.

[swervedriver]

As long as you're careful with Killer Croc hiding out in the sewers, you'll be fine. Congrats.

Or am I the only one reminded of Arkham Asylum by the job description?

Just opened myself a business bank account B) Everything's comin' up Milhouse!

And when I get my guff in the post for it...I'M GOING DOWN TO MAKRO TO REGISTER MYSELF. I'M GONNA HAVE A FUCKING MAKRO CARD! I mean, my mum, dad and sister have Makro cards, BUT I WILL HAVE MY OWNNNNN AND I WILL BE DEAD POPULAR AS A RESULT.