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My workflow for my home job is convoluted to the point of stupidity.

I spent 6 hours accomplishing exactly nothing.

Oh, yay. I opened a letter when I got home, and guess what? I have to pay a bill. Big bill. 20.270 kr (3483 dollars ca), which is A LOT. Oh well, I guess I don't need any food anyways.

Edit: And oh, there was this thing in the letter that I didn't quite understand, so I called a friend, and he said "ouch, that means that they're coming to take your stuff, instead of the money"

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckshitfuckfuck.

Holy shit! That sucks!

Yeah. But I called my mom, she said It's going to be ok, as long as I call them early Monday morning. Then I cried a little (yes, it was needed, and also a result of no sleep), and thought a little, and ate a little, and I'm optimistic now. So.. they cannot possibly blame me for being at the hospital, and therefore not being able to call them earlier, can they?
And Lettuce, It's taxes because of a misunderstanding, this is what happened. Yay.

BUT THEY ARE NOT TAKING MY THINGS! I'VE GOT KNIVES! AND I AM AFRAID TO USE THEM, BUT I DO WHAT I MUST!

Oh, yay. I opened a letter when I got home, and guess what? I have to pay a bill. Big bill. 20.270 kr (3483 dollars ca), which is A LOT. Oh well, I guess I don't need any food anyways.

Edit: And oh, there was this thing in the letter that I didn't quite understand, so I called a friend, and he said "ouch, that means that they're coming to take your stuff, instead of the money"

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckshitfuckfuck.

Holy shit! That sucks!

Yeah. But I called my mom, she said It's going to be ok, as long as I call them early Monday morning. Then I cried a little (yes, it was needed, and also a result of no sleep), and thought a little, and ate a little, and I'm optimistic now. So.. they cannot possibly blame me for being at the hospital, and therefore not being able to call them earlier, can they?
And Lettuce, It's taxes because of a misunderstanding, this is what happened. Yay.

BUT THEY ARE NOT TAKING MY THINGS! I'VE GOT KNIVES! AND I AM AFRAID TO USE THEM, BUT I DO WHAT I MUST!

Well, you're Norwegian - if they come to plunder, let out your inner Viking and meet them in battle!
But seriously, hope it works out for you.

Oh, yay. I opened a letter when I got home, and guess what? I have to pay a bill. Big bill. 20.270 kr (3483 dollars ca), which is A LOT. Oh well, I guess I don't need any food anyways.

Edit: And oh, there was this thing in the letter that I didn't quite understand, so I called a friend, and he said "ouch, that means that they're coming to take your stuff, instead of the money"

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckshitfuckfuck.

Holy shit! That sucks!

Yeah. But I called my mom, she said It's going to be ok, as long as I call them early Monday morning. Then I cried a little (yes, it was needed, and also a result of no sleep), and thought a little, and ate a little, and I'm optimistic now. So.. they cannot possibly blame me for being at the hospital, and therefore not being able to call them earlier, can they?
And Lettuce, It's taxes because of a misunderstanding, this is what happened. Yay.

BUT THEY ARE NOT TAKING MY THINGS! I'VE GOT KNIVES! AND I AM AFRAID TO USE THEM, BUT I DO WHAT I MUST!

Well, you're Norwegian - if they come to plunder, let out your inner Viking and meet them in battle!
But seriously, hope it works out for you.

Norwegian taxes are silly. However it feels like everyone in those systems are really slow, so you can always find a solution. It'll work out. If not? Get a Mastercard lololol!

And Lettuce, It's taxes because of a misunderstanding, this is what happened. Yay.

You ticked the wrong box, all at once instead of monthly payment ?

Gotta be careful, my heart was racing all night long once... I found out the next day I had taken 3 pills of a medicine at dinner (probably for low blood pressure), instead of 3 pills: one at each meal what an ass. Triple-checking ever since.

But yep', hope it works out for you (you may hide your most valuable stuff too )

only 13 chicken nuggets in a pack that's supposed to contain 14

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD

only 13 chicken nuggets in a pack that's supposed to contain 14

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD

It's a conspiracy by the man yo.

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only 13 chicken nuggets in a pack that's supposed to contain 14

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD

It's a conspiracy by the man yo.

They conspired in the lizard man tunnels.

only 13 chicken nuggets in a pack that's supposed to contain 14

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD

It's a conspiracy by the man yo.

They conspired in the lizard man tunnels.

makes me so msnmad!

only 13 chicken nuggets in a pack that's supposed to contain 14

That's the universe giving you some good karma.

but on a good day, some luck bugger gets 15 in a pack of fourteen. perhaps you should put out one of those 'missing' or 'have you seen' posters for the lost nugget? or better yet, write to the food company who produced said nuggets and ask for an additional one to be sent to you. better make it first class recorded delivery.. or the posite might eat it and deny all knowledge of the nugget.

tell u what im gonna do tho

im gonna fuck some shit up

(and im not gonna say fuck karma, thats just bad karma)

[swervedriver]

tell u what im gonna do tho

im gonna fuck some shit up

(and im not gonna say fuck karma, thats just bad karma)

HEY MAN, I'M GONNA FUCK SOME SHIT UP
NO FEAR, NO COMPROMISE, I WANT THEM ALL

I WILL NEVER BE DEPRAVED
I'LL DIE FOR WHAT I BELIEVE

ALL OF MY NUGGETS SHOULD BE IN THIS BOX
I DEEPLY CARE THAT ONE WAS NOT THERE
etc etc

I just fell in the shower.

Nothing more painful and funny than busting your ass naked!

depends if you landed on the tap....