Good thing I have important stuff to spend my money on.

SOO KYOOOT!

old pictures involving food.

old pictures involving food.

Looks like extreme munchies attack to me!

old pictures involving food.

What about second breakfast? Elevensies? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?

nerd alert

Haha I'll wear it proudly
I dunno, that scene popped right in my head as soon as I saw those pictures. Which is certainly cementing that label...

What about second breakfast? Elevensies? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?

HAHA. i have no idea how i'm not freakishly obese. all i do is sit around crying and eating. well, more like running around the yard drunkenly shoveling donuts into my mouth, i guess.

Okay you guys. I feel close enough with you now to share a secret about who I really am...






I'm Santa.

You're Santa? I'll be leaving you hard liquor and a steak this year.

You're Santa? I'll be leaving you hard liquor and a steak this year.

I'm partial to the Ron Swanson turf and turf. 16 ounce T bone, and a 24 ounce porterhouse, whiskey, and a cigar. I'll hook you up with MAD gifts if you do so.

I'm Santa.

You have an interesting history. http://vimeo.com/16878465

There are very dark portions of the training not revealed in that video.

At one point... They made me a Father Christmas of the night.

[JuZ]

Your baubles are showing.

:lol:

Your baubles are showing.

Your dinklage is showing!

[JuZ]

Touche sir!