Fucking winning.

Hey, you stole my desktop wallpaper!

Anyway, this is me. Friends call me SpongeBob.

Hi

i haven't shaved my mohawk down to the skin in years. today i found that the red has faded out of my spider in the last 10 years. also after 10 years of OMG YOU HAVE A SPIDER JERUSALEM TATTOO, i still haven't read transmet.

^^Awesome!^^

i haven't shaved my mohawk down to the skin in years. today i found that the red has faded out of my spider in the last 10 years. also after 10 years of OMG YOU HAVE A SPIDER JERUSALEM TATTOO, i still haven't read transmet.

does your cranium get cold?

[Octillus]

I need a fuckin haircut.

[Octillus]

I figured you'd get it. : D

I figured you'd get it. : D

u know it nigga

does your cranium get cold?

yeah, but i just wear hats when it gets too cold. i need to wear hats no matter what in cold weather anyway because when i ride my bike, my body gets warm, but the cold wind makes for brainfreeze.

oh man, i was just looking through my old pictures to post on facebook for the lolz and i found this from 11 years ago today:



i was such a fuckhead. i'm not sure how i managed to have even that one friend, and she's clearly wearing a disguise for this photograph!

Good thing I have important stuff to spend my money on.

Good thing I have important stuff to spend my money on.

You'd go down a storm in Manchester...

If it was 1962, I'd look like this, apparently:

This.... I don't even....

WHAT?! D: