My arm looks mangled as hell.

It seriously does!

I rarely look at my wife's facebook because, well, why would I? But I did today, and found a couple of pics I kind of liked of us:

I like that last one because my head looks enormous. Like Mr. Potato Head

You're wife is an exact double of this woman who works a few rows of desks away from me, that really freaked me out then!

Your nose looks like Mrs Potato Head.

Priceless.

!!!
There are no emoticons on this everythingness that could describe my reaction after that Billy's comment
BECAUSE: The first reaction to Pinky's pictures were just "where have I seen that guy before..", but the answer was just Toy Stories!

Some comments to previous photos:
Abydost: Y U SO MAD
Billy: Y U so interested in human sushi plate?? ( )

And Pinky, you still look like honeymooners, your wife looks very pleased!
What do you feed to her?

And Pinky, you still look like honeymooners, your wife looks very pleased!
What do you feed to her?

Crazy, isn't it? We've been together for 13 years, married for 10, and somehow we're still happy! I'm pretty sure a lot of it has to do with the sedatives I give her while she sleeps...

Apparently I like strange hats. Not sure why.

And my girlfriend catches the brunt of it while I make Devin faces.

Also, my beard is getting way weird. I apologize.

Haha. That's a great picture. And hat.

That hat is badass. Who could resist?

party-fouling with my buddy.

Here's a pic after a freak toothpick accident. No worries, all is well now!

OH MY CHRIST YOU'RE AMAZING.

The human hedgehog ladies and gentlemen.

not wasted......

not wasted...

not wasted....



SO WASTED OH GOD WHY

This last Sunday. You know, for a couple of 40 year-olds, we don't look that bad. lol

^40 is the new 20 it seems.

And 21 is the new 56...
I needed some passport photos for uni, so a friend snapped 49 photos of me. This is the only photo I don't look too sleep deprived. : D

^40 is the new 20 it seems.

And 21 is the new 56...
I needed some passport photos for uni, so a friend snapped 49 photos of me. This is the only photo I don't look too sleep deprived. : D

Aren't you supposed to not be smiling on your passport picture? Or am I mistaken with another card, or is it some weird Canadian law....

^40 is the new 20 it seems.

And 21 is the new 56...
I needed some passport photos for uni, so a friend snapped 49 photos of me. This is the only photo I don't look too sleep deprived. : D

Aren't you supposed to not be smiling on your passport picture? Or am I mistaken with another card, or is it some weird Canadian law....

Same for English passports/driving licenses. It's the law- no smiling, look miserable and as awful as you possibly can.