I dunno about this stuff personally, but doesn't wanking usually lead to crying?

Only if you accidentally shoot some in your eye.

I dunno about this stuff personally, but doesn't wanking usually lead to crying?

Only if you accidentally shoot some in your eye.

LOL!!!!!
Ceramic cheeseburgers, wanking and crying, letting Devin into our bank accounts...we are some crazy group of people!

It's just dawned on me that I should probably go earn some money to pay for all this stuff, but at this rate I should probably tell clients to wire the money directly to Dev.

I want Decon in a limited edition ceramic cheeseburger!

I WILL MAKE YOU ONE! Although I surprisingly suck at ceramics sooooooooo...

...will you settle for a limited edition miniature portrait bust of Dev?

...not that I already made one

That would be a whole other level of awesome...

You know what would really kick ass? A giant Devin PEZ dispenser that could hold all of his CD's. Just flip back the head and the next one ejects from his mouth or neck. Every time the head flipped back the eyes would need to light up, too. Don't have a reason behind that idea other than it would be awesome. Oh, and it would say something witty every time, as well.

"Tickle my tonsils! Yeeeeessssssss!"

"Tickle my tonsils! Yeeeeessssssss!"

So that's what the kids are calling it these days, eh?

Alright, people. Let's go ahead and start a petition to declare June 20th "International DTP Day." It will be required by law for citizens to take the day off and listen to all four records consecutively. So start signing and let's get this thing to our respective governments!

It's just dawned on me that I should probably go earn some money to pay for all this stuff, but at this rate I should probably tell clients to wire the money directly to Dev.

I want Decon in a limited edition ceramic cheeseburger!

I WILL MAKE YOU ONE! Although I surprisingly suck at ceramics sooooooooo...

...will you settle for a limited edition miniature portrait bust of Dev?

...not that I already made one

That would be a whole other level of awesome...

You know what would really kick ass? A giant Devin PEZ dispenser that could hold all of his CD's. Just flip back the head and the next one ejects from his mouth or neck. Every time the head flipped back the eyes would need to light up, too. Don't have a reason behind that idea other than it would be awesome. Oh, and it would say something witty every time, as well.

"Tickle my tonsils! Yeeeeessssssss!"

Good god this is amazing!! If Dev comes into a whole bunch of money and gets a massive Kiss-like amount of merch, somebody put Mr Pinkham in charge of producing it all.
It should come in Ziltoid and Skullet editions too.

It's just dawned on me that I should probably go earn some money to pay for all this stuff, but at this rate I should probably tell clients to wire the money directly to Dev.

I want Decon in a limited edition ceramic cheeseburger!

I WILL MAKE YOU ONE! Although I surprisingly suck at ceramics sooooooooo...

...will you settle for a limited edition miniature portrait bust of Dev?

...not that I already made one

That would be a whole other level of awesome...

You know what would really kick ass? A giant Devin PEZ dispenser that could hold all of his CD's. Just flip back the head and the next one ejects from his mouth or neck. Every time the head flipped back the eyes would need to light up, too. Don't have a reason behind that idea other than it would be awesome. Oh, and it would say something witty every time, as well.

"Tickle my tonsils! Yeeeeessssssss!"

Good god this is amazing!! If Dev comes into a whole bunch of money and gets a massive Kiss-like amount of merch, somebody put Mr Pinkham in charge of producing it all.
It should come in Ziltoid and Skullet editions too.

Kiss-like merchandise, huh? In that case, I want to be buried in a ZILTOID COFFIN. Kind of like the what the pharaohs of ancient Egypt were laid to rest in, but with a bust of Ziltoid on the coffin instead of a normal face or whatever. Yeeeeeeeeessss...

...and, speaking of Deconstruction, totally pumped for May 16th. Pretty excited to see what different packages Dev's whipped up for us; I'll be ordering as soon as I possibly can. June actually doesn't seem so far away now!

I would want a ziltoid CD rack so i put my discs in between his chins (Or whatever those weird bits on his neck are supposed to be)

I would want a ziltoid CD rack so i put my discs in between his chins (Or whatever those weird bits on his neck are supposed to be)

Pretty sure that's a 4th dimensional scrotum.

I want Decon in a limited edition ceramic cheeseburger!

I've actually been talking with the person responsible for the bunnyhat Dev borrowed in Oneonta about maybe making some burger hats for me to have Dev sign then give away on the forums.

How about a cheeseburger hat that when you pull a string, the top bun flips open and the Devin worm-face pops out? Ok, that may be a bit much...

How about a cheeseburger hat that when you pull a string, the top bun flips open and the Devin worm-face pops out? Ok, that may be a bit much...

You are AMAZING, dude!!!!

Kiss-like merchandise, huh? In that case, I want to be buried in a ZILTOID COFFIN. Kind of like the what the pharaohs of ancient Egypt were laid to rest in, but with a bust of Ziltoid on the coffin instead of a normal face or whatever. Yeeeeeeeeessss...

You know, that would confuse the Hell out of some archaeologists about 5,000 years from now when they dig that thing up...!

How about a cheeseburger hat that when you pull a string, the top bun flips open and the Devin worm-face pops out? Ok, that may be a bit much...

Or, BALLS!

Yes! A pendulous scrotum dangling from beneath the top bun!

I would want a ziltoid CD rack so i put my discs in between his chins (Or whatever those weird bits on his neck are supposed to be)

A Ziltoid CD rack formed into a tesseract that blows your head just by looking at it.
Sold.