I remember a snippet from a totally weird one last night. I defy any explanation of this.
I was at the left side of a theatre that was preparing for the start of a comedy stage show. The rows between the stalls seating were filled with fresh, damp earth mixed with a layer of cow dung up to the level of the seats (rather like the way my dad used to layer it in the garden before he planted spring veg.) I was standing up to my knees in it at the side and wondering how the people were going to get to their seats.

I have a map to the Kingdom but was forced to surrender the keys.