Hai thar!
I just woke up and had this idea to make a thread where you can write about your recent dream.
So i did


I had a weird dream this night,
I was in a hospital in Jerusalem during a war.
My Grandmother worked at the hospital and she showed me a mummified corpse that i had to bring to a special lake where corpses were thrown.
So i took the corpse on my shoulder and i began to run. In fact i was running really fucking fast to avoid getting killed.
Then a soldier stoped me and said "Chill out you don't need to run. It's illegal to shoot at corpsecarriers."
"ok" i said and continued to run high on adrenaline. I came to the lake area and while running the corpse on my shoulder poked on my head,
I threw it into the lake and woke up.

now go!

Was in a basement warehouse that sold books and music, looking up a biography on Sean Connery.
Suddenly I was outside by a lake at sunset, teaching my sister how to fish. I cast my reel, and immediately caught a trout. We took it into a large green tent with a big table in the center, and I cut the fish's head off, and in that moment it became made out of bread.
My sister and I were taking bits off of it to eat, when its bloodied brain was exposed. She pulled the brain out through the mouth, and it was a mini-Mars Attacks martian head. She puppeted the mouth to move while I made the DAK-DAK-DAK voices.
Then my alarm went off.

There was a guy talking about dreams on the radio the other day, saying that while it often takes parts of your past (logically), more often than not they're about interrogations on your present, or future, unresolved questions and things like that.

Bookwyrm > I'm waiting for a dream involving your public toilet experience now (I sympathise though )

On a related note I had a dream about reflection/refraction caustics (in CG renderings), but I can't remember anything worthy telling

I was a decepticon and Optimus Prime stabbed me. Somehow it led to this:
My grandfather tried to invade my mums house (my childhood home) with an army of zombies with guns but it turned out to be hilarious misunderstanding and we then proceeded to unite our forces against the invading army of Sweden. During this horrible, horrible war I apparently possessed Neo-like kung-fu fighting skills and became some sort of a legend. The last battle I was in was held in an empty swimming which walls were three times as high as they were long and the place had 1/10 of earths gravity. Naturally me and my brave finnish brothers in arms wore the jersey of the finnish ice hockey team and swedish had theirs. No blood was shed but alot of people were knoced unconcious. After the fight we made a daring escape (with bicycles of course) and spent the rest of my dream arguing whether or not we should take wlan with us to our hiding place.

Then I woke up.


If something crazy happens I'll post it. I see dreams every night and most of the time remember them the next morning.

I dreamed that I was in an active war zone in the Middle East - like Iraq but it wasn't explicitly Iraq. And I had no idea what I was doing there and was just trying to stay alive, terrified someone would notice me or I would get hit by the bullets flying or blown up etc.

And that was it. No weird or surreal elements like in most dreams. It had a really documentary-like quality to it. It was somehow all the scarier for that.

Bookwyrm > I'm waiting for a dream involving your public toilet experience now (I sympathise though )

I actually wish it was a dream; often the worst nightmares happen when you're awake, even if it's something mundane like wiping your ass with an audience.

I don't always remember my dreams, but they're extrememly vivid with a lot of sensory aspects.

Anyhoo...Last night I dreamt I was sat alone out on the patio of an old, white farmhouse beneath a wooden pagoda in the middle of the night. The surrounding land was really, really flat which gave an absolutely amazing vista of the clearest night sky you could ever imagine. So I was just sat back in this wicker chair and just stared at it for what seemed like hours, not thinking of anything in particular but just feeling really small beneath this huge expanse of sky (which I am, and as you would) before lighting a cigarette and sinking into the chair contentedly, enjoying the scent of honeysuckle.

As I opened my eyes, there were bright white lights followed by clean white smoke trails falling across the sky from every direction into the horizon. Not like bombs, but more like falling silver stars or something. As each hit whatever target they were aiming for, there was like a flashbang effect (Y'know like in Counter Strike, where everything goes blurry, silent with a high-pitched ringing sensation and white, fading into the surrounding colours) and wave after wave kept falling. Rather than being terrified and trying to find cover I just sat there, completely unbothered by it. Like, even though I have/had no idea what they were, it was a reaction similar to 'Oh, that again'. And continue to sit, smoking a cigarette and enduring wave after wave after wave of these things before just waking up.

Wonder what that's supposed to mean. Hmm.

awesome I hope this topic doesn't go down like the "Beautiful pics" did.

even if it's something mundane like wiping your ass with an audience.

sounds like something Axl Rose might do.

Last night i dreamt about street adresses and sorting letters to them.

Last night i dreamt about street adresses and sorting letters to them.

The same thing you actually do every morning?

By the way, I love this thread and will be sad if it dies. Kinda nosey to know what people's subconscious' concoct.
Moar dreams pls.

I was with a navy partroll (vietnam ish) in my local subwaystation and we were surrounded by dinosaurs.
We couldn't get out so we ran into the magazineshop and closed all the doors.
During fighting dinos a big girl that i've never seen came around and started whining about her problem with her boyfriend.
She gave me her mobile phone with her boyfriend on the other side.
I took the phone, stuck a grenade to it, threw it into one of the dinosours mouths, it blew up in pieces and the place was covered in blood.
The girl ran away. Some soldiers tries to flee but got all torn apart by dinos.

: I watched 300 yesterday.

I was with a navy partroll (vietnam ish) in my local subwaystation and we were surrounded by dinosaurs.
We couldn't get out so we ran into the magazineshop and closed all the doors.
During fighting dinos a big girl that i've never seen came around and started whining about her problem with her boyfriend.
She gave me her mobile phone with her boyfriend on the other side.
I took the phone, stuck a grenade to it, threw it into one of the dinosours mouths, it blew up in pieces and the place was covered in blood.
The girl ran away. Some soldiers tries to flee but got all torn apart by dinos.

: I watched 300 yesterday.

That is awesome, should be made into a movie .

Anyway, recently I haven't really dreamed anything wacky but I did have this strange dream a few days ago.

I was at this park-like area with this random girl ready to hang ourselves and commit suicide for some weird reason. I decided not to do it just at the last minute.
So then the girl pulls a gun out and starts shooting me .
I managed to dodge the bullets somehow and make it to the city streets, in which the locals and tourists didn't seem
to care or worry about us. Eventually she ended up using the last bullet on herself. I just stood there and ate a green apple, watching in awe haha.
That was when I woke up, thinking "Wat..da..fuk?"

Me and some bum trying to kill each other with shotguns. Scary...
Bum failed though.

I was with a navy partroll (vietnam ish) in my local subwaystation and we were surrounded by dinosaurs.
We couldn't get out so we ran into the magazineshop and closed all the doors.
During fighting dinos a big girl that i've never seen came around and started whining about her problem with her boyfriend.
She gave me her mobile phone with her boyfriend on the other side.
I took the phone, stuck a grenade to it, threw it into one of the dinosours mouths, it blew up in pieces and the place was covered in blood.
The girl ran away. Some soldiers tries to flee but got all torn apart by dinos.

: I watched 300 yesterday.

That is awesome, should be made into a movie .

Maybe In America