Fuck, drove my family's car off the road and had to get it towed out of the snow by fire-truck. Just a stupid mistake on icy road doing 80km/h (50mph), over-correcting the car when it was going too much to the right. As if I'm not feeling shit enough, my mom asks me stupid questions like "were you thinking that you are an F1 driver, were you speeding?" "uh, no... Just a steering error"

Uh, no, you were doing 80 km/h on ice.

Yeah but we usually have snow tyres with "spikes" http://www.vastavalo.fi/albums/userpics ... ARIA01.jpg

Hah! Call those tyres with spikes?

THESE are tyres with spikes:



Ice speedway is just a genius idea.

Actually I have a spike tyre on my Landrover at the moment. Only the spike is going inwards from the surface, at the expense of the air that was inside.
And the exhaust shattered today. Both of which are unawesome things.

Yeah, 80km/h was really the normal speed on that road. The bad tyres on the car just caught me off guard. Yeah, they were snow tires, but really really old, barely legal. And I made a mistake there as well.

Automated public toilets.
I fucking hate them.
They're usually unclean, and you have to press those buttons crawling with shit knows how much bacteria.
But what really pisses me off is the fact the door opens without your control after 10 minutes; in this case, 5 minutes for me (10 my ass). This is when I was busting and knew I would be awhile (I'll spare you the rest). Anyway, as I was cleaning myself the damn door opened, and the button that controls the doors was 4 steps away - plenty of distance for some woman and a passing old couple to see me with my pants down, then pulling them up while trying to close the door - it closed, then opened, then closed again. Every expletive I could think of came roaring out at that point, and I don't know if that woman had her hand up to her mouth in horror or if she was laughing.
Either way, I fucking hate those things, and wish they were banned, or at least had their auto-timers removed.

[swervedriver]

Damn that sucks man. That is why I don't shit anywhere else but home.

Makes holidays a pain in the ass though.

Damn that sucks man. That is why I don't shit anywhere else but home.

Makes holidays a pain in the ass though.

that year in Italy must have been quite a strain too. We should have guessed how full of shit you were.

STILL coughing. urrrgh

[swervedriver]

Damn that sucks man. That is why I don't shit anywhere else but home.

Makes holidays a pain in the ass though.

that year in Italy must have been quite a strain too. We should have guessed how full of shit you were.

Now you're exaggerating, it was just 4 months. The crap I took when I got back must've been around 80 Couric though.

Damn that sucks man. That is why I don't shit anywhere else but home.

Makes holidays a pain in the ass though.

that year in Italy must have been quite a strain too. We should have guessed how full of shit you were.

Now you're exaggerating, it was just 4 months. The crap I took when I got back must've been around 80 Couric though.

Was it really only 4 months? The way you posted about it, it felt like a year at least.

Now you're exaggerating, it was just 4 months. The crap I took when I got back must've been around 80 Couric though.

That's a lot of poop to fling.

[swervedriver]

Damn that sucks man. That is why I don't shit anywhere else but home.

Makes holidays a pain in the ass though.

that year in Italy must have been quite a strain too. We should have guessed how full of shit you were.

Now you're exaggerating, it was just 4 months. The crap I took when I got back must've been around 80 Couric though.

Was it really only 4 months? The way you posted about it, it felt like a year at least.

You sure have a lot of interest in my life. I hope you're not planning to cook me.

Damn that sucks man. That is why I don't shit anywhere else but home.

Makes holidays a pain in the ass though.

that year in Italy must have been quite a strain too. We should have guessed how full of shit you were.

Now you're exaggerating, it was just 4 months. The crap I took when I got back must've been around 80 Couric though.

Was it really only 4 months? The way you posted about it, it felt like a year at least.

You sure have a lot of interest in my life. I hope you're not planning to cook me.

Surely, you're too scrawny to make a proper meal from. He could probably simmer bits of your bones and whatnot to make a decent stock though.


Unawesome: Being paid a week early before Christmas and having to wait an extra week in January before getting any pennies.
Money. I need it.

Trying to get this house sold so I can move out of this horrible town.

-24Celsius, with the windchill making it kiss the -40C mark.

Damn that sucks man. That is why I don't shit anywhere else but home.

Makes holidays a pain in the ass though.

that year in Italy must have been quite a strain too. We should have guessed how full of shit you were.

Now you're exaggerating, it was just 4 months. The crap I took when I got back must've been around 80 Couric though.

Was it really only 4 months? The way you posted about it, it felt like a year at least.

You sure have a lot of interest in my life. I hope you're not planning to cook me.

Supposedly going Dutch for dinner only costs half as much.