My holiday is already in full swing while I have finals and work to do.
Sucks being a jew.
Sucks being a jew.
Billy Rhomboid wrote:read the first page or so of this and found myself yawning. Much 'too cool for Christmas' posturing and little in the way of wisdom (except Steph's mention of the Vince Guaraldi trio, which is on heavy rotation chez Rhomboid at this time of year - one of the very best things about Christmas).
It's all about money and materialism... oh rilly? Let he who has not crowed over his latest import Japanese Norwegian avant noise boxset in the Recent Purchases thread cast the first mince pie, otherwise, y'know, shut the fuck up.
Oh, my parents make us get together and pretend we're all a happy family... Oh the rotten fuckers! Perhaps that's because they remember when you were a kid (probably less than ten years ago for most of you) and got really excited about Christmas and really enjoyed it. Before you turned into existentialist post-modern Kevin the Moody Teenager.
No sex... Whut? Did someone really say that? You mean the rest of the year you are getting laid left right and centre but suddenly on Christmas your partner(s) clam up on you? You're too bloated with mince pies to get it up? Or you don't get any the rest of the year either? In which case try better personal hygiene - works a treat.
Too many flashing lights... uh-huh. Do you complain after metal shows that they have too many flashing lights as well? Be serious.
Tell you what, just hold your breath on the 24th/25th and then you can celebrate Kwanzaa for a whole week instead.
AlucardXIX wrote:Billy Rhomboid wrote:read the first page or so of this and found myself yawning. Much 'too cool for Christmas' posturing and little in the way of wisdom (except Steph's mention of the Vince Guaraldi trio, which is on heavy rotation chez Rhomboid at this time of year - one of the very best things about Christmas).
It's all about money and materialism... oh rilly? Let he who has not crowed over his latest import Japanese Norwegian avant noise boxset in the Recent Purchases thread cast the first mince pie, otherwise, y'know, shut the fuck up.
Oh, my parents make us get together and pretend we're all a happy family... Oh the rotten fuckers! Perhaps that's because they remember when you were a kid (probably less than ten years ago for most of you) and got really excited about Christmas and really enjoyed it. Before you turned into existentialist post-modern Kevin the Moody Teenager.
No sex... Whut? Did someone really say that? You mean the rest of the year you are getting laid left right and centre but suddenly on Christmas your partner(s) clam up on you? You're too bloated with mince pies to get it up? Or you don't get any the rest of the year either? In which case try better personal hygiene - works a treat.
Too many flashing lights... uh-huh. Do you complain after metal shows that they have too many flashing lights as well? Be serious.
Tell you what, just hold your breath on the 24th/25th and then you can celebrate Kwanzaa for a whole week instead.
It's always great when I can pretty fully agree with Billy on an issue.
It's very odd that so few people around where I live are actually putting lights up anymore. I think of it as a sign of the season. It's only once a year anyways. But very few people in my neighborhood(my street specifically) have been putting lights up.
I'm just hoping our Christmas this year will actually be cold (read: cool, to everyone north of Florida anywhere in the world, excluding you Aussies...I definitely feel for you on that problem)
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