I think it's un-awesome when people's underwear is showing.

Stalkers are not fun or flattering at all.

I have to apologize if I seemed too flippant.

As you know, we cool.

Wowzers. I'm amazed at how many of you here have been stalked also!

Damn. That's not cool at all.

[djskrimp]

Fractured scaphoid in my dominant wrist, gotta go in tomorrow and see if they want to screw it together.

STOP BREAKING YOURSELF!!!


And, I'm truly sorry to you who have been stalked. That feeling can't be good, and I'm sorry human beings would make you feel badly.

I think it's un-awesome when people's underwear is showing.

Stop going to pole dancing clubs then.

I cannot tell what is worse at work: the loud annoying idiots that are the customers, or the loud annoying idiots that are my fellow co-workers.

Caffeine and money are my only friends here.

I cannot tell what is worse at work: the loud annoying idiots that are the customers, or the loud annoying idiots that are my fellow co-workers.

Caffeine and money are my only friends here.

Sounds like you have a hangover

I cannot tell what is worse at work: the loud annoying idiots that are the customers, or the loud annoying idiots that are my fellow co-workers.

Caffeine and money are my only friends here.

Sounds like you have a hangover

Nope, was just really depressed.

I cannot tell what is worse at work: the loud annoying idiots that are the customers, or the loud annoying idiots that are my fellow co-workers.

Caffeine and money are my only friends here.

Sounds like you have a hangover

Nope, was just really depressed.

Booze and hookers, dude. Restores most workplace gloom.

Everything. Damn I'm stuck and this has to change.

[swervedriver]

I cannot tell what is worse at work: the loud annoying idiots that are the customers, or the loud annoying idiots that are my fellow co-workers.

Caffeine and money are my only friends here.

Sounds like you have a hangover

Nope, was just really depressed.

Booze and hookers, dude. Restores most workplace gloom.

I notice that's your solution to most problems Billy.

...I quite like it.

I cannot tell what is worse at work: the loud annoying idiots that are the customers, or the loud annoying idiots that are my fellow co-workers.

Caffeine and money are my only friends here.

Sounds like you have a hangover

Nope, was just really depressed.

Booze and hookers, dude. Restores most workplace gloom.

A bit of Bushmills and a tall blonde named Chloe - great for relaxation.

I don't like being called "sweetie" by girls. IT'S FUCKING GAY.

I don't like being called "sweetie" by girls. IT'S FUCKING GAY.

Ok sweetie, I'll remember that.

I don't like being called "sweetie" by girls. IT'S FUCKING GAY.

Patronising.