I've become such a lightweight now that just one beer is enough to knock me out.

I've become such a lightweight now that just one beer is enough to knock me out.

That sounds awesome. I have to drink half a bottle of rum before I get anywhere. It sucks ass.

I've become such a lightweight now that just one beer is enough to knock me out.

That sounds awesome. I have to drink half a bottle of rum before I get anywhere. It sucks ass.

Certainly cheaper to be a lightweight...

I have a cold sore. I'm visting my gf today, and I won't be able to kiss her. It sucks.

I have a cold sore. I'm visting my gf today, and I won't be able to kiss her. It sucks.

At least you don't have AIDS.

I have a cold sore. I'm visting my gf today, and I won't be able to kiss her. It sucks.

At least you don't have AIDS.

Yeah...

I have a cold sore. I'm visting my gf today, and I won't be able to kiss her. It sucks.

At least you don't have AIDS.

I'm trying to decipher if it's inappropriate for me to be laughing at this - but I guess even if it is, it's too late. Hahaha.

it was funneh

and also im hungover (H)

The Montreal Comedy Festival is getting less funny each year.

also, I wanted to sit down and have a drink after nearly killing myself at work, then I remembered that a friend of mine has all my alcohol after i left it in his cooler at a party last week from which I don't remember anything except the world's worst hangover in the morning..

If I were a manager, there would be a certain moron at my office I would have fired a long goddamn time ago. Why he is STILL employed there, despite numerous complaints and evidence of his inability to be remotely professional, leaves me astounded and frustrated beyond fucking belief.

If I were a manager, there would be a certain moron at my office I would have fired a long goddamn time ago. Why he is STILL employed there, despite numerous complaints and evidence of his inability to be remotely professional, leaves me astounded and frustrated beyond fucking belief.

I worked with a guy like that once. He literally pulled out a ladder at the start of his shift, climbed it to the top and sat there until his shift ended. After heaps of complaining, still no one ever did anything about it, then one day he decided to just stop showing up. I've seen him numerous times since then working at Maccas.

If I were a manager, there would be a certain moron at my office I would have fired a long goddamn time ago. Why he is STILL employed there, despite numerous complaints and evidence of his inability to be remotely professional, leaves me astounded and frustrated beyond fucking belief.

I feel your pain. But it'd be a manager I'd fire.

If I were a manager, there would be a certain moron at my office I would have fired a long goddamn time ago. Why he is STILL employed there, despite numerous complaints and evidence of his inability to be remotely professional, leaves me astounded and frustrated beyond fucking belief.

I feel your pain. But it'd be a manager I'd fire.

I have one in mind, to boot.

If I were a manager, there would be a certain moron at my office I would have fired a long goddamn time ago. Why he is STILL employed there, despite numerous complaints and evidence of his inability to be remotely professional, leaves me astounded and frustrated beyond fucking belief.

I feel your pain. But it'd be a manager I'd fire.

This. Why does power make people go mad?

If I were a manager, there would be a certain moron at my office I would have fired a long goddamn time ago. Why he is STILL employed there, despite numerous complaints and evidence of his inability to be remotely professional, leaves me astounded and frustrated beyond fucking belief.

I feel your pain. But it'd be a manager I'd fire.

This. Why does power make people go mad?

Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, nobody listens to you...