Dude the only reason you're reluctant to let me join in is that you can't handle me.

Nor can your mother.

nonsense! my mother can easily hande 2 erect penises. thats a light snack to her

i suck because i have no friends and people get really freaked out when i start randomly snorting dishwashing powder on the bus

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Dude the only reason you're reluctant to let me join in is that you can't handle me.

Nor can your mother.

nonsense! my mother can easily hande 2 erect penises. thats a light snack to her

i suck because i have no friends and people get really freaked out when i start randomly snorting dishwashing powder on the bus

also im an attention craving whore quoting myself twice in a row

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Oh also, you're jealous because your mum can handle 2 cocks at the same time.

Oh also, you're jealous because your mum can handle 2 cocks at the same time.

So can Lars but you never complain about that while your exploring his anus with your 2 inch shaft...

Oh also, you're jealous because your mum can handle 2 cocks at the same time.

So can Lars but you never complain about that while your exploring his anus with your 2 inch shaft...

I think you've got the imperial/metric conversions wrong there. 2 meters is not 2 inches.

Oh also, you're jealous because your mum can handle 2 cocks at the same time.

So can Lars but you never complain about that while your exploring his anus with your 2 inch shaft...

I think you've got the imperial/metric conversions wrong there. 2 meters is not 2 inches.

no no no youre getting confused. you measure penis length in inches and you measure douchebaggery in meters

Oh also, you're jealous because your mum can handle 2 cocks at the same time.

So can Lars but you never complain about that while your exploring his anus with your 2 inch shaft...

I think you've got the imperial/metric conversions wrong there. 2 meters is not 2 inches.

no no no youre getting confused. you measure penis length in inches and you measure douchebaggery in meters

Actually they make an exception for whatever your mum sleeps with. She doesn't feel anything smaller than a meter anymore.

Oh also, you're jealous because your mum can handle 2 cocks at the same time.

So can Lars but you never complain about that while your exploring his anus with your 2 inch shaft...

I think you've got the imperial/metric conversions wrong there. 2 meters is not 2 inches.

no no no youre getting confused. you measure penis length in inches and you measure douchebaggery in meters

Actually they make an exception for whatever your mum sleeps with. She doesn't feel anything smaller than a meter anymore.

yeah its lucky my mum has your mum to fill that void

yeah its lucky my mum has your mum to fill that void

My mum is your mum!

I was born from her left tit, you were from her right.

yeah its lucky my mum has your mum to fill that void

My mum is your mum!

I was born from her left tit, you were from her right.

yeah it must have been like the movie Twins where im Arnie who gets all the great genes and nutrients etc and youre Danny Devito who gets stuck with the bad genes and leftover crap with a 2 inch penis

yeah its lucky my mum has your mum to fill that void

My mum is your mum!

I was born from her left tit, you were from her right.

yeah it must have been like the movie Twins where im Arnie who gets all the great genes and nutrients etc and youre Danny Devito who gets stuck with the bad genes and leftover crap with a 2 inch penis

Well I guess intelligence and musical taste aren't hereditary then.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Yeah, what's fucking Sab's mum now?

What the fuck?

Yeah, what's fucking Sab's mum now?

On a more on-topic level, here's the greatest death scene of all time, from one of the worst movies of all time, Hard Ticket to Hawaii!
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yeah its lucky my mum has your mum to fill that void

My mum is your mum!

I was born from her left tit, you were from her right.

yeah it must have been like the movie Twins where im Arnie who gets all the great genes and nutrients etc and youre Danny Devito who gets stuck with the bad genes and leftover crap with a 2 inch penis

Well I guess intelligence and musical taste aren't hereditary then.

says the leftover junk baby

i suck because i have no friends and people get really freaked out when i start randomly snorting dishwashing powder on the bus

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Randomly snorting dishwashing powder on the bus?
Sab should we be worried about you