Well he does! He sullies gravity on a nano-secondly basis.

Probably on more of a Planck-time basis. God's a quick little fucker.

lol bible

100% voted yes... Big surprise there.
In my humble opinion, people who don't believe in evolution are dumb, ignorant and dangerous people. Yeah I know, I can't generalize, but in this case, I'll make an exception.

Next poll should be - Evolution of God, true or false ?

No one has yet postulated the theory that evolution is a myth and in fact we are all still just single-cell organisms suffering from massive delusions of grandeur.

It's plausible. As plausible as women being created by a huge beardy dude in the sky ripping out one of our ribs and building them out of that.
I wonder what he did with the other rib?

100% voted yes... Big surprise there.
In my humble opinion, people who don't believe in evolution are dumb, ignorant and dangerous people. Yeah I know, I can't generalize, but in this case, I'll make an exception.

The reason why I made this poll was that I had heard that 60% of american's don't accept the theory of evolution. That sounded pretty bullshit statistics to me so I figured: "let's find out if even one of those people uses this forum".

[swervedriver]

No one has yet postulated the theory that evolution is a myth and in fact we are all still just single-cell organisms suffering from massive delusions of grandeur.

It's plausible. As plausible as women being created by a huge beardy dude in the sky ripping out one of our ribs and building them out of that.
I wonder what he did with the other rib?

6.5 billion spare-ribs yo.

100% voted yes... Big surprise there.
In my humble opinion, people who don't believe in evolution are dumb, ignorant and dangerous people. Yeah I know, I can't generalize, but in this case, I'll make an exception.

Well you just managed to insult my entire immediate family in one sentance...thanks.

100% voted yes... Big surprise there.
In my humble opinion, people who don't believe in evolution are dumb, ignorant and dangerous people. Yeah I know, I can't generalize, but in this case, I'll make an exception.

Well you just managed to insult my entire immediate family in one sentance...thanks.

You're welcome. Better you hear it from me, than some complete stranger on the street.

[swervedriver]

100% voted yes... Big surprise there.
In my humble opinion, people who don't believe in evolution are dumb, ignorant and dangerous people. Yeah I know, I can't generalize, but in this case, I'll make an exception.

Well you just managed to insult my entire immediate family in one sentance...thanks.

You're welcome. Better you hear it from some complete stranger on the internet, than some complete stranger on the street.

Fix't.

i selected no to piss the creator of the thread off

But you pleased the overall creator, who created the creator of this thread, so by creative association, you've pleased the creator of the thread, as well as creating a lot of confusion about how creative your insult was.

But you pleased the overall creator, who created the creator of this thread, so by creative association, you've pleased the creator of the thread, as well as creating a lot of confusion about how creative your insult was.

FUCK!

FUCK!

A pretty imperative imperative for evolution to occur in mammals and the like.

But you pleased the overall creator, who created the creator of this thread, so by creative association, you've pleased the creator of the thread, as well as creating a lot of confusion about how creative your insult was.

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