When I was a kid, one of our neighbours had a black cat, the name of which would be considered a racially offensive term nowadays (unless spoken by a gangsta rapper, if such still exist).

You were neighbors with an H. P. Lovecraft character?

It's worth bearing in mind that when you call your cat in at night, you will be standing on your doorstep shouting the name repeatedly

So if Abydost named a cat "Penis" or "Face", he'd be doing the exact same thing he does every night anyways.

the early 1970's when political correctness didn't exist

As opposed to today, where it's usually just ignored.

My cat's name is Lucy. It's a spiffy name for a spiffy cat.

In addition to increased risks of flattening and diseases, junkies sometimes eat the damndest things when they're hungry and have sold everything that isn't nailed down.

really? What kind of junkies are these? Rabid potheads?
Most of the junkies I have ever met tended to avoid eating at all wherever possible. Eating pussy in the wild not usually on their agenda.

You were neighbors with an H. P. Lovecraft character?

Yep, Mrs Yog-Sothoth and her merry brood lived across the back from us.

In addition to increased risks of flattening and diseases, junkies sometimes eat the damndest things when they're hungry and have sold everything that isn't nailed down.

really? What kind of junkies are these? Rabid potheads?
Eating pussy in the wild not usually on their agenda.

See, now that's just untrue.

Like you said... they avoid eating whenever possible. However, a free meal is a free meal when they do.

Soda or Seven

You should name it "Waon".

Yeah, we have ragdoll named Titus (after Titus Pullo), and one mixed breed called Elmeri

Yeah, we have ragdoll named Titus (after Titus Pullo), and one mixed breed called Elmeri

depending on your accent, calling 'Titus' out of your back door at night might be risky as well.

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Ulysses!

Ulysses!

Oh, that's damn good.

Or Ahab!

Or if it's a female, Circe.

Yeah, we have ragdoll named Titus (after Titus Pullo), and one mixed breed called Elmeri

depending on your accent, calling 'Titus' out of your back door at night might be risky as well.

LOL Actually we don't let it out, problem solved

Soda or Seven

Yeah, we have ragdoll named Titus (after Titus Pullo), and one mixed breed called Elmeri

depending on your accent, calling 'Titus' out of your back door at night might be risky as well.

Oh yes. Don't call him Uranus as well.