About to make macaroni cheese.

Can I come over?

Yep. If you like macaroni made with mature Scottish cheddar and a wee bit of mustard for an added tickle.

PM me that recipe please. I'm serious.

Peanut butter/butter toast.......coffee (Maxwell House colombian the I JUST opened). Not sure if there is anything better.

[Keeker]

About to make macaroni cheese.

Can I come over?

Yep. If you like macaroni made with mature Scottish cheddar and a wee bit of mustard for an added tickle.

PM me that recipe please. I'm serious.

Will do. Although I'll have to invent quantities since it is one of those things you just kinda make by using your eye and some judgement.

Will do. Although I'll have to invent quantities since it is one of those things you just kinda make by using your eye and some judgement.

That's only something you do if you're a good cook.

What the fuck is the metric system?

Also:

[Keeker]

Will do. Although I'll have to invent quantities since it is one of those things you just kinda make by using your eye and some judgement.

That's only something you do if you're a good cook.

What the fuck is the metric system?

Also:

Hehehe.. you're safe. I used ounces because this is Britain and we're still a bit schizophrenic about weights and measures. I tend to cook with ounces/pounds but also know some of the more common metric measures.

Just ate an orange, now drinking milk.

Just ate an orange, now drinking milk.

daz gonna make u shit like thurrs no tomorro

[swervedriver]

Coffee.

Much needed coffee.

Lloyd Grossman Carrot & Corriander soup and two bits of Linseed & Cranberry toast.

SO FIT.

Tortilla chips and salsa

Drinking water.

=D

Water. How fucking boring.

Water. How fucking boring.

Hey, it was HEAVY water.

I'm drinking milk and eating some M&Ms knockoffs.

Mt. Olive Pickle Pak



Portable pickles! Only dill though, sweet pickles are just foul.

[swervedriver]

^ So, who's the father?

What the fuck is the metric system?

ask a drug dealer. Cocaine finally managed to introduce the metric system to the US. Mainly because scoring something in wraps of 0.03527 of an ounce just got too fiddly (especially for impatient cokeheads).

Have just skinned to rabbits for supper - bunny bolognese today. A favourite with my children.

Rats have gnawed their way into the enormo-fridge in the shed and destroyed much of the contents. Am going to hunt them down and kill them, I have a recipe for rat (no, not ratatouille) but can't bring myself to fancy it. Will probably just feed them to the cats. Fucking creatures