Black?

please, tell us more of your junk.

I see it all in a cooler full of ice a few feet from the bed.

Sounds like beautiful art. I demand pics.

Oh Flash Gordon.

GORDON'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!


Sorry, couldn't resist. <3 Brian Blessed.

Take a large pole and hit yourself hard between the legs.

The more it hurts, the more of a man you are.

Took your advice and smashed my junk, was admitted to the ER earlier today.

Turns out I WAS male, but it was a hell of a hit.

I'm bit worried about that Pole. Is he all right?

Take a large pole and hit yourself hard between the legs.

The more it hurts, the more of a man you are.

Took your advice and smashed my junk, was admitted to the ER earlier today.

Turns out I WAS male, but it was a hell of a hit.

I'm bit worried about that Pole. Is he all right?

If you've been keeping up you would see that the force of impact on my nether region had resulted in what I can only describe as genital supernova (type II). As you can see from the composite image (X-ray data in blue, optical data in yellow, and radio image data in red) my shit is all fucked up.
Still waiting on word from the assembled team of doctors and physicists to determine wether the final product will be a neutron wang or a complete collapse, resulting in the formation of a singularity.

P.S. This was all covered by my HMO, who knew?

Take a large pole and hit yourself hard between the legs.

The more it hurts, the more of a man you are.

Took your advice and smashed my junk, was admitted to the ER earlier today.

Turns out I WAS male, but it was a hell of a hit.

I'm bit worried about that Pole. Is he all right?

You would be worried about that! (i dont think he got it btw)

Hell no, they will never come to damn Lithuania. Just like Hevy Devy and other bands I'm going crazy about .
...
Yay extra souvenirs!
How come no one talks with the bassists? Just look at him, he's always smiling! He seems to be so nice with that grin and his cute hats!

Oh I see. I didn't know you were in Lithuania. Well, last year they did a lot of touring in new places, maybe they'll continue to branch out?... was Lithuania wasn't listed on their tour dates catalogue for this year? It'll happen, keep the faith :}

WARNING: Talk of Colin Edwin below - avert your eyes! Warning done out of courtesy
So you like Colin too? I love that guy, I love his hats, I love his smiling. I think he's charming, and he's a great bass player so he can do whatever the eff he wants. Seeing someone else enjoy playing their music that much just makes me really happy.

Why does no one talk to the bassist?! Just goes with the territory

Not in this tour. All the days when they'll be in neighbor countries are already taken. I don't believe they'll come back in the end of the tour:D. I just could go to Poland but going alone hundreds of kilometers.... No.

And yes, Colin is amazing, he seems to be so positive. And just look at him when he's playing his bass guitar, look at his face when he's playing, he's enjoying every second
Ok, we should stop now;D

BALLS DEEP

[swervedriver]

BALLS DEEP

They finally dropped? Congrats!

Not in this tour. All the days when they'll be in neighbor countries are already taken. I don't believe they'll come back in the end of the tour:D. I just could go to Poland but going alone hundreds of kilometers.... No.

And yes, Colin is amazing, he seems to be so positive. And just look at him when he's playing his bass guitar, look at his face when he's playing, he's enjoying every second
Ok, we should stop now;D

Oh damn, that is rough - so you probably won't make the pilgrimage to Poland, huh? Ew, alone wouldn't be fun at all
That's it, I'm flying to Lithuania, we'll go to Poland, see them, and throw flowers at Colin. See you soon, BRB HDR.
Well, maybe in a perfect world - I'll take pictures for you, Tree.hugging

Take a large pole and hit yourself hard between the legs.

The more it hurts, the more of a man you are.

Took your advice and smashed my junk, was admitted to the ER earlier today.

Turns out I WAS male, but it was a hell of a hit.

I'm bit worried about that Pole. Is he all right?

He's fine. He even managed to take the guys job while he was waiting in the ER.

BALLS DEEP

They finally dropped? Congrats!

Dropped on your mum's FACE. You did it wrong, Swerve.

[swervedriver]

BALLS DEEP

They finally dropped? Congrats!

Dropped on your mum's FACE. You did it wrong, Swerve.

Damn you and your facial rebuttals.

BALLS DEEP

They finally dropped? Congrats!

Dropped on your mum's FACE. You did it wrong, Swerve.

Damn you and your facial rebuttals.

That sounds surprisingly dirty.

He called you a buttface.

I'm bit worried about that Pole. Is he all right?

He's fine. He even managed to take the guys job while he was waiting in the ER.

That's the spirit! about 30 litres per capita