Of all the godawful old threads to revive, why did it have to be this one!?!? The pointlessness actually hurts so badly it leaps off the internet and hurts me in the brain in real life! The only reason this thread will be of any use is if it is the containment thread for all the "PENIS""ILIKEWHERETHISISGOING""YOURMOM""FACE" bollocks, thus keeping those words from plaguing every other thread in existence. 

shut up and kiss me you walking infection