Is this amputee fetishist day or something?

You would think that, wouldn't you?

I was kinda hoping for girls with big butts and unnaturally small elbows.

A MAGNUM

I discovered a guy I know has a thing for fat birds yesterday...after buying me nachos.

orange poppie seed muffin and water

I'm eating chicken 2 minute noodles.

I'm eating chicken 2 minute noodles.

ah 2 minute noodles, keeping australia on the go

Until I finished my joint and came in here I was sitting in the glorious sun, watching the last of my washing dry, drinking a pint of Paulaner and eating the most delicious skewer of chicken I've ever eaten. Life is sweet. And I'm going home tomorrow afternoon. OH AND I HAVE A KITTY TO COLLECT ON MONDAY!!!

Its really hot here at the moment which really reduces my appetite.
So its cereal for dinner for me. Some fruit and fibre to be precise.

.....that has to be one of the more boring posts ever.

Its really hot here at the moment which really reduces my appetite.
So its cereal for dinner for me. Some fruit and fibre to be precise.

.....that has to be one of the more boring posts ever.

You always eat breakfasts for dinner. I approve.

[Keeker]

A rocket ice-lolly followed by a peppermint aero.

Not a mix I'd recommend again really. Tasty as hell at the time though!

Just finished an awesome Gyro (<3) with a glass of iced tea and now drinking water.

Gyro? What's that? Is it spinning quickly, and balanced?

Or Giro...which is unemployment benefits in the UK. I'm sure they're pretty tasty?

I HAD A BAGEL WITH PHILLY JUST NOW NUMNUMNUM. Tragedy nearly struck when I discovered the philly was phluffy, so I chucked it, but found a new unopened tub yay!

Gyros are similar to a doner kebab - sliced spitroasted meat in a pitta bread 'sandwich' with onion and other salad stuff and sauce according to taste.

I am not sure I can face any more pork today. may just stick to beer and eschew solids entirely.