I'd say tattoo pain is worse than piercings, only because piercings are quick. Actually, neither pain really bothers me. Speaking of nose piercings, catching one on your washcloth and almost ripping it out is the worst. Talk about panic! Bled for awhile, too. Of course, I don't have to worry about that anymore because they made me remove my nose piercing before my wrist surgery a few months ago. The hole closed up by morning the next day.

[Keeker]

Sixteen hours of labour ending in a caesarian section and then being forced to stand-up and try to walk to the toilet by a grumpy nurse after my spinal anaesthetic had worn off. That was a sea of pain.

See, people? That's some hardcore body modding, not puny tatoos and piercings.

And then I went and did it for a second time 4 years later. Minus the labour that time though. Just a quick slash and grab followed by scary staple gun.

Now have a permanent smiley scar on the bottom of mah belly!

I'd say tattoo pain is worse than piercings, only because piercings are quick. Actually, neither pain really bothers me. Speaking of nose piercings, catching one on your washcloth and almost ripping it out is the worst. Talk about panic! Bled for awhile, too. Of course, I don't have to worry about that anymore because they made me remove my nose piercing before my wrist surgery a few months ago. The hole closed up by morning the next day.

How is that bandy handy, actually? That was a bloody freaky looking injury..

I have somehow throughout 19 years of being a complete fool never ever injured myself severely. Worst injury I've sustained was a cut up head when I fell backwards and hit a wall. And another one when I was bored one summer.. I liked lepping off things.. and I did a front flip into pampas grass. Slashed my back and face to bits. I didn't feel a thing though. I remember walking out and going "That was fun!" only for one of the girls there to scream and go "MY GOD YOUR FACE!". I was surprised how bad the slashes were. Oh well. Fun at the time! Here's hoping I continue to avoid the broken bones!

Sixteen hours of labour ending in a caesarian section and then being forced to stand-up and try to walk to the toilet by a grumpy nurse after my spinal anaesthetic had worn off. That was a sea of pain.

^^ Jeez, I don't know who could top this, but Swerve - that sounds really painful as well. That's unfortunate that that happened

Honestly, any pain I've had is small potatoes compared to some of these stories. Tragus piercing hurt a lot. But it was really quick. Ew, I hate that word, 'tragus.' Not self inflicted pain.... hm.. so when I was 7 or 8, I climbed on top of my wardrobe which is maybe 7.5 or 8 feet tall. Then I fell off, and my foot landed on one of these, on one of those tuning pegs



It hurt so bad. It went into my foot. Well, that's all I've got.

EDIT:: Playing soccer has done unspeakable things to me None of them severe though

Never broke anything, but I've had a couple of nasty gashes that needed stitches/staples. 2 inch or so long cut on my arm that was about an inch deep and an inch and a half across. The part that sucked the most was them jamming a numbing shot directly into the fatty tissue/muscle of my open wound...

Other one was when I was 7 and smacked the back of my head on a tree from I was hit by someone on a swing, that bled way too much and hurt like a bitch.

Worst thing I had was when the soap tray in the shower fell on my foot.





Having said that, I'll probably get run over by a bus tomorrow

I have broken (well... really badly damaged) my nose many times. No, I'm not Jewish; I'm just a calamity waiting to happen.

Firstly, I was trying to do a forward tumble on some parallel monkey bars when I was eight. I smashed my face full-on against the opposite bar on the way down. GEE, THANKS GRAVITY.
Secondly, I was in a scrum in play game of rugby when I was ten and it collapsed. One of the lads stepped on the back of my head accidentally on the way down and crushed my face into the (rather hard) muck. Fucked me up royally!
Thirdly, I got in a fight with some (around thirteen) adult knackers (really rough, horrible gypsies who leech off the Irish government) when I was fifteen because I didn't have any fags (that was the most expensive cigarette I never had) and they banged me up pretty badly. I mean, thirteen guys kicking the shit out of one girl? Who needs fair fights when you have PACK MENTALITY!
Fourthly, another scuffle with somebody last year resulted in yet another A&E visit. At this point, I've had an MUI (manipulation under anaesthetic) on my nose to try and salvage some of the horribly mutilated cartilage. I was pretty pissed off about that last incident though, the person I was fighting knew I had broken my nose before and yet it still didn't deter them from walloping my face repeatedly. Not cool.

So basically I should just stop being such a rough hooligan and I might be able to smell things when I'm thirty.

Not a bad idea, you know...keeping to yourself once in a while.

What do you mean?

Oh yeah, and when I was sixteen, I think... I was acting like a fool and I turned my jumper backwards and pulled up the hood, then ran into a wall. Fuck. Every time I tell that story my face becomes magnetically charged in favour of my palm.

My wrist is getting better, Leechy. Thanks for asking. I have a brutal looking scar tho.

I've broken my left pinky toe twice, right pinky toe once, left foot once, left arm once, and right wrist once. I've had 3 concussions; one from passing out while roller skating, one from being swung into a metal pole at recess, and one from a metal ladder falling on my head. 2 surgeries. Had a growth removed from the bottom of my right heel in high school and THAT was the worst pain I've ever had - the local anesthetic needle going into my foot. Oh, I also stepped on a sewing needle once. Ouch.

Edit: Got elbowed in the mouth while playing volleyball a few years ago. Me and a friend went for the ball at the same time. Had an emergency procedure with the dentist pulling my front tooth back to the front.

Okay set up the webcam. Ran it overnight. Got the noises. Excited to go through the evidence. Windows rebooted 2 hours into the recording session for an update. Presently planning on astral travel to Redmond Washington so that I can use my ethereal hand to squeeze Bill Gates' bladder so he pisses himself while sleeping. Again un-awesome.

I've never really been injured... The worst is probably my back sillyness right now, and the first-degree burns I got on my feet last summer in France. That was luls. Insane swellage.

edit: Oh yeah, I forgot that I sorta stuck a knife through the area between my thumb and index finger on my right hand when I was little. Could see things inside. Tendons and stuff. But I can't remember it hurting so thinking back it was fun!

Don't really know what the worst pain i've felt is...

Once in a playfight when i was probably... 9 ish, the other lad knee'd me in the balls/dick really hard

I couldn't piss for the rest of the day. If anything even touched that area in the slightest... it killed. And for the hour or so when i got home from school with nobody else in the house, i had to walk around like a right n00b, with my trousers and everything down, legs spread far apart, trying to avoid any swinging motion whatsoever.

hahaha, so funny, but so painful.

(Aden coolness rating: -84%)

When my mum was a kid, she was in the garden with my grandma while she was doing some gardening, playing with a garden fork thing, just lifting it up and stabbing it in the ground...

Which she then realised was a bit stupid - wearing only socks, it went straight through her foot. She had to keep it in all the way to the hospital. Must have been a pretty impressive sight for the others in A&E...

YOU. HA. HAHAHA

I was embarrassed about running into a wall but THAT. HA. Wow. You win. You are a winrar. A winrar is you.

YOU. HA. HAHAHA

I was embarrassed about running into a wall but THAT. HA. Wow. You win. You are a winrar. A winrar is you.

haha



Anyone gonna be able to top me?