Let's goof this board up a bit.

Post edited and funny merchandise related to the old Devoidian that you'd like to wear or see printed. T-shirts with Devin references, Ziltoid thongs, whatever floats your deviant boat.

Here are the ones I have come up with. The editing is horrible, but I assure you, I'm secretly a photoshop genius.









Last and least, the happy DEVIN TOWNSEND birthday card for your kids.

Hahaha the birthday card is awesome, make Dev cover the whole thing

Lol imagine a birthday card that you open up and inside there's a big Dev face screaming "IT'S YOUR WORST FUCKING DAY, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY".
And then a kid opens it up and starts crying.

That b-day card is genius......

A serious comment:

We need Devy textile flags. I love these things. They're a million times better than normal posters.

yes

This took me about 5 minutes in photoshop XD

A T-shirt with a message "I only recycle because Devin told me to":

Awesome! Dev should really hire you and produce these things for real.

A serious comment:

We need Devy textile flags. I love these things. They're a million times better than normal posters.

Yes they are! I have an Opeth textile flag, it's AMAZING. I centered my whole room around it.

A serious comment:

We need Devy textile flags. I love these things. They're a million times better than normal posters.

Yes they are! I have an Opeth textile flag, it's AMAZING. I centered my whole room around it.

I think I may have something to make for this weekend...

A serious comment:

We need Devy textile flags. I love these things. They're a million times better than normal posters.

Yes they are! I have an Opeth textile flag, it's AMAZING. I centered my whole room around it.

Not really a centre piece though, I have one of those old huge flats with old huge walls so its a bit dwarfed Needs Dev posters to fix that!