was that shortly before you burst into a rendition of 'Spirit in the sky'?

Cool picture!! I love your hair dude!!! It just goes on for daaaaays.

Why wouldn't there be a chair on a log? Do you guys want to get splinters in your asses? Didn't think so.

EDIT: Also, old-ish picture of me. -sigh- I miss my hair. Getting it back. Slowly.

I miss you hair too.
Its actually all my fault this photo exists. This is the unedited version, but it was for a college protect of mine called 'Dream State' so I was exploring just weird stuff that could crop up. Hence scary trousers, and a chair on a log.

All i relied on was things I could find in this like, little wood near where I live, so here was a part of an exercise bike:


And heres me listening to the gossip in the forest. Although I did bring my own cup.

EDIT: Aw crap it didn't work. One momentos...

Remember the stalkers, Amber...

Why is there a chair on a log?

(that's one of the many questions I could ask about that photo)

Go ahead and ask. I'll probably be unable to answer. xD

Best bit? The only thing that is mine in that photo are my shoes, socks and pants. ( I merely mention the last because I know what you lot are like, though I'm sure the rest of the sentence won't improve matters.) The rest are Amber's mums, the trousers and shirt. xD

Dear lord I sure as hell don't miss your old pants

seconded

uh oh, FASHION POLICE!1

Well here is me in a crappy quality picture but I know I have a better photo somewhere i will post er up later anyways

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And this is a stupid edit I did because I was bored

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[swervedriver]

^ Well good day to you sir!

Why is there a chair on a log?

(that's one of the many questions I could ask about that photo)

Go ahead and ask. I'll probably be unable to answer. xD

Are the legs of the chair touching the ground?
Why are there pink bits at some ends of your hair?
Is there a reason for all the belts around your arms?
Is there a booger hanging from your nose?
Is your face made to look extra white or is it just your eyes that have make-up?
Are those your glasses?
Did you tie your shoe laces?
Why does the right half of the forest have no leaves (and why is the left half full of them)?
Is it comfortable sitting like that?
What *are* you thinking about anyway?

...

^ Well good day to you sir!

Why is there a chair on a log?

(that's one of the many questions I could ask about that photo)

Go ahead and ask. I'll probably be unable to answer. xD

Are the legs of the chair touching the ground?
Why are there pink bits at some ends of your hair?
Is there a reason for all the belts around your arms?
Is there a booger hanging from your nose?
Is your face made to look extra white or is it just your eyes that have make-up?
Are those your glasses?
Did you tie your shoe laces?
Why does the right half of the forest have no leaves (and why is the left half full of them)?
Is it comfortable sitting like that?
What *are* you thinking about anyway?

...

Are the legs of the chair touching the ground? Nope, balanced on the log.
Why are there pink bits at some ends of your hair? Dyed my hair. -shrug-
Is there a reason for all the belts around your arms? They are arm warmers of some descritpion. Don't ask me, I was just given them.
Is there a booger hanging from your nose? I think you are referring to the other side of my glasses.
Is your face made to look extra white or is it just your eyes that have make-up? I only have eye make-up, I'm just seriously pale.
Are those your glasses? Yep.
Did you tie your shoe laces? Yes, I hate tucking them in.
Why does the right half of the forest have no leaves (and why is the left half full of them)? That's just how that bit of the woods is?
Is it comfortable sitting like that? I'm yet to find a way of sitting on a chair on a tree which I find uncomfortable.
What *are* you thinking about anyway? Mostly? How fucking cold it was wearing thin clothing when it was coming around to winter.

Any more? xD That was kind of fun to answer.

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Why does the right half of the forest have no leaves (and why is the left half full of them)? That's just how that bit of the woods is?

Dang! And there i was thinking that the intensity of your gaze was laying waste to all lifeforms ahead of you as you contemplated bleakness on a scale hitherto known only to really heavy Norwegian ambient black metallers.

aha I can actually answer the tree question.

If you look closely, its not the trees leaves at all, its a ton of ivy wrapped around the trunk. I guess it just hasn't got far enough to get the other half yet.

And did you fell the beautiful tree simply for the purpose of ass-chairage? For shame. For shame.

And just so things are kept on topic, here's me and a mammoth.

Which one's the mammoth? Lolsnap. Would've been funnier if you were fat

Yeah, I was going to make that joke at my own expense cos then I'd be all cool and shit. But no. It wouldn't have worked. Cheers for proving the point though!

[swervedriver]

And just so things are kept on topic, here's me and a mammoth.

Human 1, mammoth 0.