RE: Beard
When I was born, I had blonde hair and blue eyes. The kind of baby Hitler would jerk it too. As I grew older, my hair turned brown and my eyes turned grey. Then my beard came in and it was fucking RED. My irish creeped up on me it did.

I wish I could grow a beard so arm-flexingly mighty...

And I don't know what to say on the sex thing, apart from...

Hevy-Devy Forum Mass Organised Orgy?

Just a suggestion.

My hand and I are in.

I wish I could grow a beard so arm-flexingly mighty...

And I don't know what to say on the sex thing, apart from...

Hevy-Devy Forum Mass Organised Orgy?

Just a suggestion.

I think it's safe to say Nathan's in as well .... he can even bring the mannequin

Well I'm out if it's a sausage fest D:

Ahhh what a comfort it is to see Nathan getting pwnt wherever he goes.

This is me

Ahhh what a comfort it is to see Nathan getting pwnt wherever he goes.

How was I pwnt, you fucking dick? HEY WAIT A SECOND I KNOW YOU

I wish I could grow a beard so arm-flexingly mighty...

And I don't know what to say on the sex thing, apart from...

Hevy-Devy Forum Mass Organised Orgy?

Just a suggestion.

Dont let Biert see this...

[Keeker]

I wish I could grow a beard so arm-flexingly mighty...

And I don't know what to say on the sex thing, apart from...

Hevy-Devy Forum Mass Organised Orgy?

Just a suggestion.

Dont let Biert see this...

You'll be lucky if you see Biert all weekend. That Carnival thing is on there. By now he's dressed in a Santa suit and lying drunk on a float somewhere.

I wish I could grow a beard so arm-flexingly mighty...

And I don't know what to say on the sex thing, apart from...

Hevy-Devy Forum Mass Organised Orgy?

Just a suggestion.

Dont let Biert see this...

You'll be lucky if you see Biert all weekend. That Carnival thing is on there. By now he's dressed in a Santa suit and lying drunk on a float somewhere.

Do we really wanna see the pictures he's gonna comeback with?

I wish I could grow a beard so arm-flexingly mighty...

And I don't know what to say on the sex thing, apart from...

Hevy-Devy Forum Mass Organised Orgy?

Just a suggestion.

Dont let Biert see this...

You'll be lucky if you see Biert all weekend. That Carnival thing is on there. By now he's dressed in a Santa suit and lying drunk on a float somewhere.

he was at my doorstep this morning crying at my feet and begging me to take him back

[djskrimp]

I wish I could grow a beard so arm-flexingly mighty...

And I don't know what to say on the sex thing, apart from...

Hevy-Devy Forum Mass Organised Orgy?

Just a suggestion.

Dont let Biert see this...

You'll be lucky if you see Biert all weekend. That Carnival thing is on there. By now he's dressed in a Santa suit and lying drunk on a float somewhere.

he was at my doorstep this morning crying at my feet and begging me to take him back

Please tell me you kicked his ass to the curb. There are plenty of other fish in the sea.

I wish I could grow a beard so arm-flexingly mighty...

And I don't know what to say on the sex thing, apart from...

Hevy-Devy Forum Mass Organised Orgy?

Just a suggestion.

HDF MOO!

Moo I tell you!

I wish I could grow a beard so arm-flexingly mighty...

And I don't know what to say on the sex thing, apart from...

Hevy-Devy Forum Mass Organised Orgy?

Just a suggestion.

Dont let Biert see this...

You'll be lucky if you see Biert all weekend. That Carnival thing is on there. By now he's dressed in a Santa suit and lying drunk on a float somewhere.

he was at my doorstep this morning crying at my feet and begging me to take him back

Please tell me you kicked his ass to the curb. There are plenty of other fish in the sea.

we had sexual relations...

...and THEN i kicked him to the curb

I boned him on the curb and kicked him into the street.

EVERYBODY JOIN IN!

we had sexual relations...

...and THEN i kicked him to the curb

was that because he yawned?