Thanks! I saw him today, he's looking a little worse for wear since it's starting to warm up, but still maintaining shape. But I don't think he'll survive till July

With the abysmal summers we've been getting in the UK, I wouldn't count on him being gone in July.

part of me is thinking about dusting him in plaster so he'll be immortalised, but I don't know if it'll work in practice...

His name is Pizzly, he took 3 hours with a teaspoon and a kitchen knife.

Sounds like having sex with Sab. Except he takes 3 minutes, not hours.

Does it also require a teaspoon and kitchen knife?

Does it also require a teaspoon and kitchen knife?

Very much so.

Occasionally a spork, too.

Sporks are kinky

interesting turn this thread has taken.

A Spork?.... Genius.

When my nan died. I inherited a box of stainless steal sporks. No lie.

You've never heard of spork-hoarding?

Anyway, that's a really valuable inheritance. Just think - never again will you have to eat your take-away baked potato with your fingers. Never again will you fail to be invited on camping trips with your friends because they know you have no suitable cutlery. And never again will you face the humiliation of having to use a both a spoon and a fork to eat, for , lo, you have sporks!

Apparently they're very valuable! I use them to eat my pasta at lunch in uni They got a slightly serrated edge on one side so they're technically sporknifes.

See? Useful, useful things, sporks...or spives...

Not necessarily kinky though.

See? Useful, useful things, sporks...or spives...

Not necessarily kinky though.

They are if you have anything to do with sj...

We need pictures of these sehxey sporks

See? Useful, useful things, sporks...or spives...

Not necessarily kinky though.

They are if you have anything to do with sj...

I'm not planning to, but I'd be prepared to defend my honour with a spork if necessary.

And yes, on with the spork pictures Lettuce. Never mind the artistic snow bears, bring on the clever cutlery.