haha, that was really funny.
Sounds like the new Punky Brüster single...

most excellent Dev.

Ok...here ya go...


Hail Christ, damn what a day!
Buy lots of shit and ye shall soon pay
Wal mart, superstore fucking best buy
Hail mighty Christ! ...christ, what a guy!

Eat lots of roasted, basted dead foul
Unleash a midnight explosion of bowel
Truck on down to ye olde yule tyme tree
Drink so much beer that youre swimming in pee

All is lost, nothing is learned
Humans are stupid and morality burns
Live in ye mind, yea thats where it's at
The only entity wise is a Black frikkin' cat

I wish I could trust humans to be true
The only predictable is my corn-y poo
Constantly dissapointed (and marketed as that...)
Wasting all year on that new gucci hat

So believe what you will, have faith or reject it...
but everything in life is ABSOLUTELY connected
Hail to your satan, or Hails to your god...
Catch me a Salmon and hump me a Cod

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaa CANUCKS!!!!

Happy X christ yule mass!

Fantastic dude, you should totally record it. Bonus track on the next album maybe?

Or just record it and upload it to the myspace page as a holiday gift to the fans! :p

Oh Lord, I swear I heard an übercool song in my head while reading that.

sweet

xmas was a big drunken blur for me

xmas was a big drunken blur for me

Just like Devin said : 'Drink so much beer that you're swimming in pee'

cant wait for the big masive epicly complex bonus xmas song on the big ultimatly masivly epic metal symphony album did i mention it would be masivly epic?

cant wait for the big masive epicly complex bonus xmas song on the big ultimatly masivly epic metal symphony album did i mention it would be masivly epic?

No.

well it would be absolutely uberly massively epic

I thought this would be a good time to bump this thread so the newer peeps can check out Devs "xmas song"

And for Dev to make a new one?

Haha I found this the other day.
How long did it take to come upwith it I wonder?

And I thnk a new christmas song sounds like an awesome idea!

I thought this would be a good time to bump this thread so the newer peeps can check out Devs "xmas song"

Whoa -

just read it now. Excellent song - I can imagine giant halls filled with people with beer steins in hand, wassailing to this song. It would go down in history as the greatest Christmas song ever written.

Finally, a festive, yet realistic Christmas song. Glad this thread was bumped, I didn't want to miss out on a jewel like that haha

A christmas ditty by Mr T.....(Dev that is, not Mr T from the A-Team....Which would also rock...I aint wrapping no presents fool...)

Marvo indeed. I can imagine that if Dev did actually record an x-mass tune, i have a feeling that it would sound somewhere in the region of Slade and Wizzard for the rock-factor, bandaid for the dramatic chorus and spice girls for the production....Maybe with an syl and slayer riff chucked in for good luck....

If i was to record an x-mass song, it would sound very much like bricks and tiles in a blender and would smell like lemon. This is mainly because i've just recorded the sound of bricks and tiles in a blender and added some lemon zest for good luck. It's hard explain via the medium of typing, but i'll try and give you an idea of how it sounds............."NNNGGHHHHHKCKCkCKCKCKCKCKCCKCKWWAAAHHHH KCKCCCsNNNNCKCSPSPS.........aaaaahhhhhhh"

The bit at the end is the sound of the smell of lemon.

Badgers are rubbish at recording albums.

On a serious note though...merry x-mass to people, even though it's actually only the 1st of Dec.....

I'm off to listen to 2 ipods at once, going to listen to "so here it is merry x-mass" and "Hell awaits"....that's right, it's Slayder...hohoho....rubbish joke.

Have a good one folks